Stars and Stripes Fruit Punch

Stars and Stripes was a Ninety Nine Cents Only Store brand back in the day but it lives on at The Dollar Tree. With a lot of us looking for less expensive options I just had to pick this up and I have to say it tastes enough like the genuine article to be worth buying. I haven’t had normal “Hawaiian Punch” in years but I remember it well enough to know that this tastes a lot like it.

 

Twisted Peach Punch

 It's hard for me to express the size of one of these three hundred Calorie monsters, but when I drink a Twisted Peach Punch it feels like I've eaten a meal.

It's not like drinking a peach if that's what you're looking for, but I do have to say this is an interesting drink. I find it palatable, but I would chill it first and use ice.  

Kool-Aid Sparklers Tropical Punch

 Kool-Aid Sparklers Tropical Punch is not the best of the Sparklers line. In fact, I'd have to say that it needs more, I don't know, zing. It tastes fine but that's just the problem that fine isn't what it's competing with. 

I always thought that Kool-Aid was invented for poor people to make their tap water drinkable before it killed them from rust poisoning, but then this canned stuff should be free of that. 

Stuff is okay and good on a hot day, but there are better flavors you can get.  

Monster Punch Energy Drink Baller's Blend

Monster Punch Energy Drink Baller's Blend tastes like any other punch out there. I don't know what a baller tastes like and I'm betting salty but why would you flavor a dink with that anyway. 

Come on, Monster, I'm here to take on my workload like a beast, not drink some dude you put in a blender.

Baller's Blend Monster Punch

Baller's Blend Monster Punch is on the chary side of punch if you ask me and it didn't hit me very hard. All and all, this is a fine energy drink with the strength of Monster and the flavor of okay soda. It gets the job done. Still, with punch in the name I would like it to hit like a wet fish of ten pound or more.

Monster Punch Mad Dog

'Punch' is a group of flavors in the Monster Energy line and 'Mad Dog' is what would happen if Monster where used to make grape Kool Aid. So, it reminds me of grape pez, I have never understood pez or why monster tastes like it, but if there is a thing as grape pez then this reminds me of it.   

Past that, this worked as well as monster works. 

Punch by Knockout Energy

Punch by Knockout Energy is a Hawaiian punch flavored energy drink. If you like that flavor then go for it, and if not give it a pass.

I got these at a dollar store so it was cheap and did the job.