Sweet Earth Harmless Ham* and Chickpea Patty Sandwich

 Sweet Earth Harmless Ham* and Chickpea Patty Sandwich tastes like vegan food. I mean, it is vegan food, but the whole point of vegan food is that it should taste like good food not vegan food. The overall point of vegan food is to make you not miss animal products. 

 This is a fine enough sandwich but it will never stand up to a breakfast sandwich. That is not a frozen or fresh one. It just isn't as good as the real deal. You can eat this, it's not going to make you sick, but it's not going to satisfy.

Golden Krust Jamaican Style Jerk Chicken Patty

 'Golden Krust Jamaican Style Jerk Chicken Patty' I think you should let that name sink in. 'Jerk Chicken' sounds like a man who does not speak English well asking a lady of the night for something. 

These things are more commonly called pasties stuffed with Vindaloo. I have to say these aren't bad, but they could be more, um, chicken filled. The chicken you get in these is lacking in thereness. 

All and all, not everyone would want to eat these things and really feel like low quality food. If you're feeling adventurous and you can find one of these, go for it, but don't stalk up because they are something of a disappointment.