The Hat Pastrami Fries

The Hat Pastrami Fries are enormous. They should be for the price tag, but I couldn't finish them. I would have like the pastrami to be just a bit more crisp to be honest but I think I'm in the minority on that one. This mountain of food should be had by two and could kill a normal man. I'm as big as two men and it set me on a crazy trip. I dreamed that I was tap dancing the "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus after eating these.