"Merica," cries my "Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Triple Decker Cheeseburger" as I try to fit it in my mouth. "Merica," it cries as I get it all over my face. "Merica," it cries as I try to keep it down as I walk the fair grounds.
Even when you look at the advertising they didn't bother to cook the meat for you ask yourself why anyone would eat this monstrosity.
The sad thing is that I think this could have been very good it they had cooked it right and melted the cheese. Still messy, mind you, but good. Eat only if you have a restroom near to clean yourself up.
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