Smucker's Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Spread Sandwich on Wheat Bread

 Smucker's Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Spread Sandwich on Wheat Bread has one of the long names I hate and comes in your freezer section as a way to not make your kid lunch for school. 

As they are frozen and need to thaw they are fine for a lunchbox but not so good for a quick snack. I sometimes pick them up before work and by lunch time they are ready to eat. I can eat a whole box for lunch and still want more. 

I have to ask why the "spread" in the name? Are they made with real grapes? They have no vitamin C.

Sadly, this is not something that should be thought of as the main part of the meal. They are sugary, small, and un-filling. 

Place these in the same lot as candy or cookies and you got the right idea. I'd still give your kids a meat sandwich to go with them.

Fresh to You Ham & Swiss on Croissant

'Fresh to You' Ham & Swiss on Croissant was the kind of thing you don't really want to eat cold so I opened it up, pulled out the greens, and nuked the thing. This did not make it impressive in any way.

It was coming apart and left crumbs all over the place. This sandwich is a disappointment. Then again it could have just been old.

 

Panera Bread Steak & Egg on Everything Bagel

With five hundred and fifty Calories and enough salt to stun a yak this is hardly a breakfast favorite as promised.

It kind of looks like the picture on the menu so give it a plus for that I guess. 

Panera Bread Mediterranean Egg White on Ciabatta Sandwich

420 Calories of okay. Let’s be clear that this blows your average breakfast sandwich out of the water. Then, I think it comes at a higher price and you have to sit down to get one.

Still, it will only set you back five bucks and is a lot more filling than a McMuffin. Then I eat two McMuffins. Look, I’m fat, what do you want?

Anyway, if this thing is a whole meal for you it lacks fiber and needs way more vegetables. So, have it with an apple or two and don’t get health advice from a fat man on the internet.