McDonald's Mango Pineapple Refresher

Shortly before midnight I came home from McDonald's to try this Mango Pineapple Refresher. I feel insulted that I was expected to pay almost five dollars for a medium this thing. 

There was bitter pineapple, definitely not the superior Hawaiian variety, and all most no mango to be tasted.

The worst part is those red things that get stuck in the ice and cannot be tasted unless you dig them out or wait for the thing to melt. I mean, what's the point?

Anyway, fail, not worth the money.    
 

McDonald's Hot Honey Sausage Egg Biscuit

 Disappointment on a bun, the McDonald's Hot Honey Sausage Egg Biscuit is just kind of there. It has flavors that mix poorly and aren't strong enough to stand as a real improvement. The clown's sausage has always been a little too soft and needed more spice, but adding the hot honey just makes it taste funny.

There is a feeling of standing heat that grows as you eat and stays with you, but unless that flavor is what you're looking for this will disappoint. 

Fail.