Bones Coffee Company Ruff Weather Oatmeal Cream Pie

 Bones Coffee Company is normally too rich for my blood. I'm not a Disney fan anyway so the Nightmare Before Christmas thing is lost on me. Even when I got this coffee the girl who checked me out didn't want to sell it to me because it was ten dollars. It was half off. 

The Ruff Weather Oatmeal Cream Pie tastes like nothing. You can see it is a very blonde roast and so has little flavor and tastes more like a tea than a coffee. The pie flavor is there but very light and can only be tasted with a deep draft. 

I like my coffee dark so I wouldn't recommend this coffee to anyone. I always wanted to try Bones and now I have and I have to admit I'm not impressed. 

You may want to buy this coffee just as a collectible. That's on you, but if you do buy it because you like it, not because you think it will be worth something. 

Ryan McBeth Department of the Boat People T-Shirt from Bunker Branding

How do you review a T-Shirt? I mean, I don't really buy them all that often, and when I do I get Jockey tall shirts with a crew neck. So why did I buy this Ryan McBeth Department of the Boat People T-Shirt from Bunker Branding?

Well, I think I was a bit drunk, but I know I saw Ryan plugging a charity for the people who guard Chernobyl right before I did, and anyone who keeps the world from glowing in the dark like that is worth supporting. 

The whole "Department of the Boat People" thing is a joke about Ryan not knowing much about the navy as his YouTube channel is primarily about debunking military rumors and misinformation. The shirt looks to be a silk screened logo. It has fighter jets, a submarine, a modern destroyer, and a bald eagle holding a mop.

I put this shirt on whenever I review a navy movie or talk about the navy in a video. I guess the old squid in your life may just get a chuckle out of this shirt, and if you buy it you support a smart person making liars look bad.
 

McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites Tomato Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich from Canada

McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites Tomato Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich from Canada is not at all Canadian. I mean, where are the waffles? 

This thing is dry and not that great. There are better things you can get at the golden arches than this. Could have use more cheese as well.

McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger from Spain

McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger from Spain is a burger done right. I mean, look at all that cheese and meat. This heart attack on a bun is so juicy that it dripped on my shirt. Great burger, almost as good as In N' Out.

McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites Cheesy Bacon Fries from Australia

McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites Cheesy Bacon Fries from Australia are what happens when you take an American classic and add substandard parts. These are not as good as normal fries. The cheese is nasty, and the bacon is okay. I would have much more liked just normal fries with some ketchup. (Singing) fail, fail, fail, fail, faaaail.