McDonald's Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel Breakfast Sandwich

McDonald's has always been the king of the fast food breakfast, but many of us fat men wished they were bigger.  The new Bagel Breakfast Sandwich is bigger, I would still rather have more of their normal fair, but this is bigger. 

Now the Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel Breakfast Sandwich is missing an Oxford comma and steak. That stuff may look like stake but it isn't steak and honestly tasted like it mite be fake meat. Maybe it's impossible steak. 

There are also some onion like slug things that I didn't care for, but most of them slithered out before I ate the thing. 

This is something I would eat, but not if I had sausage as an alternative. The meat was just too low quality. 

Boston Market Country Fried Beef Steak

 As you can tell Boston Market Country Fried Beef Steak looks nothing like the box. It mostly looks like a lump of mashed potatoes. the white grave just blends in. 

These things are a bad idea as the country fried batter just turns into mush when frozen. The execution is not much better with beef being a thing cut of beef skirt that is so old and stringy you would think it came from a milk cow. 

I mean, this is edible and I would be fine with having a few more in my freezer but I wouldn't, buy them at full price. 

Subway Sandwiches Ultimate Steak Sandwich

Subway Sandwiches Ultimate Steak Sandwich is a hot sandwich that will give you garlic breath for days. Is it good, yes, totally worth it as long as it doesn't ward off the love of your life, but that garlic is no joke. 

I would get this again if it were not for the fact that I need to try new things every day. 

The Habit Burger Grill Tri-Tip Steak

The Habit Burger Grill Tri-Tip Steak is a mess that got all over my uniform. It was good meat for this but still got all over my uniform. It was a nasty mess that I felt wasn't worth eating.

WaBa Grill 1. Chicken Steak Plate

At 820 Calories the WaBa Grill Chicken Steak Plate is a good deal more filling than your average burger and at least it has an orange and some greens.

I think if every one of us fat Americans went around eating this we'd be happier and thinner and I guarantee I'm going to get this again.