Palmer Double Crisp Solid Easter Bunny

To say that these Palmer Double Crisp Solid Easter Bunnies are bad would be a little unfair. Not as unfair as saying they are good, mind you, but unfair none the less. To be blunt they are low in flavor and high in bad for you. 

Eating these is kind of like eating mud with some sugar in it and only a dumb kid would think this is good chocolate. As a child I would have shrugged at this then ate it anyway because I was fat and greedy. 

As an adult I can't wait to give the second one away so I don't eat it because I'm fat and greedy.
 

Palmer Peanut butter Hearts

 If you can't get Reese's you may want to try Palmer Peanut butter Hearts. They aren't as good but they will fool dumb children. 

That isn't to say that they are bad just that they are not as rich or creamy as Reese's and they don't taste as natural. Had I not eaten so many Reese's in my day that I look like the blob I wouldn't really see the difference. 

Still, the difference is there. 

Palmer Peanut Butter Cups

Palmer Peanut Butter Cups have nothing on Reese's. I mean, I guess they're okay, a little dry, and your children will get fat off them. They just don't have the same depth of flavor as the real deal.

These, like most cheap candy, are also really bad for you. I don't mean they just make you fat. I mean the clog up your guts kind of bad for you.

Palmer Valentine Chocolate Cuddly Cuties White and Milk Chocolate Flavored Candy

Palmer Valentine Chocolate Cuddly Cuties White and Milk Chocolate Flavored Candy are not bad for not being real chocolate. They are not great and I normally would never eat fake chocolate, or anything saying 'flavored' on it really. Still, if you want to fill the office candy bowl with a holiday treat to kill your coworkers this is a great choice.

Let the synthetic nightmare dominate your holiday.