In N’ Out Burger Four by Four

Another of the secret menu options of In N’ Out the Four By Four is a four patty, four cheese slice marvel of Merican cuisine.

That stuff in between the buns is meat and cheese. I know it’s nothing like the gray jelly you get at other fast food restaurants. It’s not flavored with chemicals either, so it’s as close to the real deal as you can get.

The only thing more American would be cheating on your taxes and invading other countries.

In N’ Out Burger French Fries

These, kiddies, are French Fries, as in made from potatoes and fried in a deep fryer without being cut at a factory and frozen. You can watch as they cut the potatoes, so you know they’re real.

All other French Fries are just imitations so won’t the real French Fries please stand up, please stand up, won’t all your taste buds please step up.

From this point forward all other French Fries will be compared to those from In N’ Out Burger. 

In N’ Out Burger Chocolate Milkshake

Ah, a real chocolate shake. Not the alien blood obscenity you get at McDonald’s, but a real ice cream chocolate shake.

Yes, they are bad for you, but bad for you in the way that meeting a short thing is bad for you. These Chocolate Shakes are bar sluts for those of us who can’t get with bar sluts.

Okay, Okay, I’d rather have the bar slut, but think of it this way: Shakes won’t give you STI’s.

In N’ Out Burger ‘Animal Fries’

In N’ Out is known for having a bland official menu and secret options that make the world worth living. ‘Animal Fries’ or ‘Fries Animal Style’ is a secret menu option that I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

               

When you’re done eating them you looked like you French-kissed a sloppy hamburger. Bla!