Pillsbury Soft Baked Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cookies

 Pillsbury Soft Baked Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cookies are the kind of thing I can have in my house for six months and not eat. Given how fat and disgusting I am you should think twice about buying them. 

Are they bad, no, but they don't have a lot of cinnamon and there is no crunch. I mean, if you fail the name why name it that? 

I haven't eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch for maybe twenty years but I remember liking it as a kid. Sugar cereal is something I dislike as a point but I admit that much of it tastes really good. Accept these cookies aren't as good as the cereal. Why not just eat the cereal then?

Good & Gather Tri-color Rotini

 Good & Gather Tri-color Rotini is just the kind of pasta that looks better than other pastas but tastes about the same. With all the crazy pasta they have now this was a welcome return to the normal. This is a solid product at a solid price.

Shasta Raspberry Creme

Shasta Raspberry Creme sounds epic. Even Raspberry soda sounds epic. I mean, Shasta has so many good flavors that are hard to get in other brands. Life is better with variety. 

This didn't have much in the way of flavor, and I wish now that I could find some real raspberry soda and add cream to see what this really should have tasted like. 
 

Jelly Belly Top Banana Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Top Banana Jelly Beans are less banana then the other banana flavor I tried. I don't get the point of them. I think they're a little redundant. Not bad but just there.
 

Zevia Lemon Lime Twist

Zevia Lemon Lime Twist is classic diet soda. By classic I men not as good as  modern. With most modern diet soda I can hardly tell it's diet but with this I know write away. It's better than nothing if you're diabetic but past that only good in the heat.
 

Lay's Honey Barbecue Potato Chips

Lay's Honey Barbecue Potato Chips are something of a disappointment without the flavor level I would expect from these kind of chips. They don't have the clear flavor of sage which is what I expect with barbecue flavor and there isn't much of the flavor of honey. 

If it were me, I would rather have the original flavor. These aren't bad but not that great.
 

Mountain Dew Baja Caribbean Splash

Mountain Dew Baja Caribbean Splash is a fruity beverage with too little flavor to add to your tequila. To say it is a vodka soda is to say that it is normal because vodka goes with everything. 

You'll never miss not trying this, but it isn't bad. 
 

Field Day Organic Golden Round Crackers

Field Day Organic Golden Round Crackers are hippy Ritz. Ritz are known to be the buttery version of crackers to be used at fancy gatherings. These are about as good as Ritz. They are a little less flavorful, but that lets you taste the thing you put on them.

These work well for what they are. I wouldn't eat them on their own but they were fine. 
 

Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Praline Filling

Praline is a French confectionery. It is a cooked mixture of sugar, nuts, and vanilla, often ground to a paste for use as a pastry or candy filling. Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Praline Filling is then self explanatory. 

I think the flavor here is best at room temperature but it is a sweet smooth chocolate with a fine finish.
 

G Fuel Watermelon Limeade Energy Drink

G Fuel Watermelon Limeade Energy Drink hasn't got a lot of flavor and what flavor it does have isn't good. Stuff tastes synthetic with an almost watermelon flavor. No lemon at all. 

It did keep me up, but man did it taste like almost trash.
 

Delici Belgian Chocolate Mousse

Delici Belgian Chocolate Mousse is the kind of thing you'll want to take small bites of because its very rich and shouldn't be rushed. It's also very bad for you.

I cleanse my pallet after every bite to keep the flavor fresh and black coffee with no sugar is good for that. However, if you fail the have something to cleanse your pallet you will lose the flavor and this will be too much getting fat for too little fun.

 

Jack in the Box Sour Patch Kids Watermelon Shake

Jack in the  Box has proven that foresight isn’t something they have in their planning room with this Sour Patch Kids Watermelon Shake. The milk, or whatever they use, will cancel out the sour leaving you with nothing as the watermelon flavor is just not strong enough.

I grant this is a novel item but the execution is poor and the flavors are better left as an ice cream topping rather than a shake.

I was underwhelmed, and for the amount of fat I gained eating this that’s not a good thing.

 

Truly Watermelon Cucumber Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

Truly Watermelon Cucumber Margarita Style Hard Seltzer doesn't taste like cucumber or watermelon but it does taste okay. I wouldn't say it was worth drinking but I have AC and if I didn't I would so drink this to keep cool. 

I found this to be passable. Not great but worth drinking if you're thirsty. 
 

Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos

Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos are spicy, but only just and that is overwhelmed easily by the ranch that these come with. The avocado sauce doesn’t compliment them any better.

I will admit that this was a large item, lots of little tacos, but as far as spicy they were really on the mild side.

Bertolli Olive Oil & Garlic Pasta Sauce

Bertolli Olive Oil & Garlic Pasta Sauce has chunks but is also thin and runny. It has almost no flavor with tomato being the dominant vibe of the sauce. 

I'm not a chunky sauce fan to start with so this would never have appealed to me. I would rather smooth this out in a blender before I eat it but I wouldn't want to buy more because it just doesn't make my noodles better.

Jack in the Box Meat Lovers Croissant

‘Meat Lovers’ is a term you hear in association with men who like the company of other men and pizza. I’m told both results are rather salty.

The Meat Lover’s Croissant at Jack in the Box is not as salty as some of their other options but it’s still not good for you. Even having one with a salad would do very little to make it better.

All in all, it was fine for fast food but needed a little more flavor. I would have used a sausage with more spice.

 

Jennifer's Homemade Salt & Pepper Breadstick

 I can't believe how much these Jennifer's Homemade Salt & Pepper Bread Sticks really kick tail. I mean, the pepper flavor really stands out and lingers with you to make you want that next drink of wine. Yeah, I know the box is turned the wrong way but they didn't have any more of these at the store so I can't get more to talk about them.

Jack in the Box BBQ Potato Chip Curly Fries

Jack in the Box is the kind of making new food items by adding bad goop. These BBQ Potato Chip Curly Fries are no acception. The idea is just bad. If you wanted potato chips you would get potato chips, but why would you want French fries that drip all over and don’t taste that great.

These made a mess and gave me mild indigestion. They were overly salty, what, and didn’t have enough flavor.