In the world of
salad you can get two garden verities from Jack in the Box. There is the Garden
Salad W/ Grilled Chicken and the Garden Salad W/ Crispy Chicken. The Grilled
Chicken is better for you but the Crispy Chicken is less likely to give you
botulism.
In all
fairness, food poisoning can be a great way to lose weight if you don’t mind
the explosive vomiting and likelihood of death. This is not to say that I got
sick from eating this, but more that the chicken wasn’t freshly cooked and so
had been sitting around a wile.
The salad part
wasn’t bad being mildly wilted and old. It had cheese and tomatoes with carrots
and lettuce. It wasn’t bad by any means. It just also had old chicken that
could have had nasty things living on it. I’m so lucky that I didn’t die in an
unpleasant and disgusting manner.