Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Carl's Jr. Star Pals Subway Surfers Jake

So, I think this is Jake from the 'Subway Surfers' mobile game, and you can pick him up in a 'Star Pals' meal at Carl's Jr. This little dill weed goes about making life hard for an honest security guard who is just trying to do is job.

I watched the commercials for this crud, and they show some 'Sonic the Hedge Hog' style coin collecting mixed in with spray painting and may be more property destruction. Jake looks like a bad influence on children teaching them that doing the wrong thing is just expressing yourself. 

He is immortalized in this half tail attempt at making a toy. The whole thing is a sticker on a bit of plastic with a spring launcher to make it flop forward. 

Carl, buddy, you got to do better than this.
 

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