Imperial Toys, Fright in the Night, Suprise Toy Bag: Recorders

If you find  Imperial Toys, Fright in the Night, Suprise Toy Bag: Recorders in your child Halloween toys this year you may just want to kill the fellow who put them in there. These are noisy little monsters that encourage your little monster to do bad things like play bad music. 

Common science says that it takes 10,000 hours to learn music. That's about five years full time. These may turn your children on to music and may even be a lot of fun. They will still be loud and your kids will be running around with them in their mouths' and that just sounds dangerous to me.