Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Monday, April 29, 2019
rip it Energy Fuel G-Force Grape
I was at work drinking my rip it Energy Fuel G-Force Grape and one of the guards said "rip it, that's the crap I had over seas" only he swore a good deal more and got nasty.
As energy drinks go this stuff isn't that strong and as grape soda goes it's not that great. The only saving grace of these things is that you have an energy drink in grape soda so if you like grape soda your in luck.
As for me, these were two for a dollar so I got a bunch of them.
As energy drinks go this stuff isn't that strong and as grape soda goes it's not that great. The only saving grace of these things is that you have an energy drink in grape soda so if you like grape soda your in luck.
As for me, these were two for a dollar so I got a bunch of them.
Sunday, April 28, 2019
Saturday, April 27, 2019
Friday, April 26, 2019
Thursday, April 25, 2019
Michelina's Pop'n Chicken
Michelina's Pop'n Chicken is the kind of nightmare food you would expect to get at a summer camp where they are trying to save money by feeding the kids less.
Those smiley things which look like they would torture your soul in hell are made of potatoes. The chicken is hardly worth the name.
Are these bad, well bad for you they are, but they taste okay. I just feel odd eating food that shouldn't have a face but has a face. I mean, this stuff is just wrong.
Those smiley things which look like they would torture your soul in hell are made of potatoes. The chicken is hardly worth the name.
Are these bad, well bad for you they are, but they taste okay. I just feel odd eating food that shouldn't have a face but has a face. I mean, this stuff is just wrong.
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Farmer Boys Sourdough Chicken Avocado Sandwich
Farmer Boys has this Sourdough Chicken Avocado Sandwich which is lacking in the Sourdough department. I mean, it wasn't sour at all. The whole point of the sourdough is to give the sandwich and extra edge of flavor which it failed to do. Other than that, good sandwich. Nothing to tell your mom about.
Monday, April 22, 2019
Sunday, April 21, 2019
Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Speedy
Yes this Hamlet brand Belgian chocolate has a name. That bunny is Speedy, and he's sure to make your Easter party just a little more classy.
Now Speedy is not as rich as a Hershey's chocolate, but will certainly get the job done of rotting your teeth. This is a great chocolate for black coffee or red wine and is a cut above most of the normal holiday fair.
I took that box in the background to work and everyone said "Free chocolate!" and stopped fighting for a whole day.
Now Speedy is not as rich as a Hershey's chocolate, but will certainly get the job done of rotting your teeth. This is a great chocolate for black coffee or red wine and is a cut above most of the normal holiday fair.
I took that box in the background to work and everyone said "Free chocolate!" and stopped fighting for a whole day.
Saturday, April 20, 2019
Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny
Why do we eat adorable bunnies on Easter? I mean, when you a kid you don't think about it but now as an adult I think it's a little messed up. Then again, we eat all kinds of things made of chocolate and we eat bunnies in real life so I guess it's okay. This Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny is good milk chocolate...even if it feels odd to bight the poor things head off.
Friday, April 19, 2019
Thursday, April 18, 2019
Ferrero Eggs Cocoa
Ferrero Eggs Cocoa are a dark chocolate Easter treat sure to make you look like you're eating poop. If the dang things weren't really good they would make me sick to look at someone eating them.
Now, as chocolat goes these are not a sweet as a Cadbury Egg, but they have a more complex flavor for the more discerning pallet. In short, I think these are more for grown ups than for kids on Easter.
Then again, if these are at a good price your kids won't care.
Now, as chocolat goes these are not a sweet as a Cadbury Egg, but they have a more complex flavor for the more discerning pallet. In short, I think these are more for grown ups than for kids on Easter.
Then again, if these are at a good price your kids won't care.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
Peeps Brand Milk Chocolate Covered Marshmallow
In the world of snack food there are few things I find as hard to understand as Peeps. I mean, I thought that you were only supposed to use them as decoration. I couldn't figure eaten them out of anything but pure hunger. We should ship these to starving people.
Then they go and cover them in chocolate and I'm like, 'wow, tasty," I guess that goes to show that you should eat them with other stuff. I still wouldn't want Peeps, and I would be pissed at you for getting them for me, but these are good.
Then they go and cover them in chocolate and I'm like, 'wow, tasty," I guess that goes to show that you should eat them with other stuff. I still wouldn't want Peeps, and I would be pissed at you for getting them for me, but these are good.
Monday, April 15, 2019
Dove Solid Milk Chocolate Bunny
You can really taste the milk in this 'Dove Solid Milk Chocolate Bunny' and at more than seven hundred Calories you should be able to. Yeah, yeah, the pack says 240 but that's per serving and this is three servings.
In any case, this stuff makes me long for coffee and so I eat it with coffee. This is a great thing to share with a friend over a good cup of Joe. Don't try and take a bite out of this if you keep it in the refrigerator. Thing will be hard enough to hurt your teeth.
In any case, this stuff makes me long for coffee and so I eat it with coffee. This is a great thing to share with a friend over a good cup of Joe. Don't try and take a bite out of this if you keep it in the refrigerator. Thing will be hard enough to hurt your teeth.
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Russell Stover Strawberry Cream Egg
If your idea of an Easter treat is a sticky chocolateish pile of mush then Russell Stover Strawberry Cream Eggs are for you. I mean, yeah, they taste good but they don't come out of the pack all that well and your date will be trying to get her hands clean and complaining.
Giving these to kids will fair you no better as they will make an enormous mess. Fail.
Giving these to kids will fair you no better as they will make an enormous mess. Fail.
Saturday, April 13, 2019
Friday, April 12, 2019
Denny's Strawberry Puppies
Fun fact for you, hush puppies were first made to quiet dogs at out door fish fries. Anyway, Denny's Strawberry Puppies are all kinds of puppy and no kind of strawberry. I don't mind that much, but it may be a big thing to you.
That dip will only get on the puppy if you bite into it first, so that's a negative. All and all, these are okay, not stellar but I would get them again.
That dip will only get on the puppy if you bite into it first, so that's a negative. All and all, these are okay, not stellar but I would get them again.
Thursday, April 11, 2019
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Hershey's Kisses Carrot Cake Candy
Hershey's Kisses Carrot Cake Candy are the kind of abomination that shows us just how far candy makers are willing to fall from the original to sell you crap.
In case you want to know, these are NOT chocolate. They have no chocolate in them what so ever. I'm not saying how white chocolate is not chocolate either. I mean, these things are just palm oil.
Do they taste okay? Yeah, but not as good as chocolate and so still a let down.
In case you want to know, these are NOT chocolate. They have no chocolate in them what so ever. I'm not saying how white chocolate is not chocolate either. I mean, these things are just palm oil.
Do they taste okay? Yeah, but not as good as chocolate and so still a let down.
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
Monday, April 8, 2019
Sunday, April 7, 2019
Chick-fil-A Chicken Biscuit
At work my fellow guards said that I had to try Chick-fil-A...also they said I had to try pot, but that was a much longer conversation. In any case, the Chicken Biscuit is not going to take the title of king from the clown when it comes to your morning meal.
That is one good biscuit, sure, and the chicken is great. Put them together, and it all disintegrates in your hand when you try to eat it. I had crumbs all over my uniform.
That is one good biscuit, sure, and the chicken is great. Put them together, and it all disintegrates in your hand when you try to eat it. I had crumbs all over my uniform.
Saturday, April 6, 2019
Victoria Penne Alla Vodka
Victoria Penne Alla Vodka pasta in sauce is for those who are too lazy to make it on their own an don't have a freezer. I mean, if there was an earthquake you'd be good eating this out of the jar.
Past that, I had some, it was okay, then I left it in the refrigerator and forgot about it. Stuff is okay.
Past that, I had some, it was okay, then I left it in the refrigerator and forgot about it. Stuff is okay.
Friday, April 5, 2019
Thursday, April 4, 2019
Gamesa Mamut
The Gamesa Mamut is some kind of moon pie I ran into at the discount store and they were there because the box got crushed. These are not for grown folks to have because they just don't do well with coffee. They also don't have tusks, fur, or are giant herbivores. I know, I was disappointed as well.
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Monday, April 1, 2019
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