X Mode Energy Shots On Tap

If you ever wanted a deadly tap of chemical crap this is the product for you. If it is the product for you see a doctor about your addiction.

This stuff just isn't that strong but it is cheap and on tap so you can drink the crap out of it till your heart explodes.

Original Roadhouse Grill Ghirardelli Brownie Sundae

This thing is a poor man's BJ's Pizookie only not as good. The brownie was burnt, ice cream was too small, and the whipped cream was there to make you feel less cheated.

Original Roadhouse Grill Grilled Vegetables

This unimpressive kabob tops a rice pilaf. It's not worth ordering because you can make so much more for so much less at home. I would have liked more vegetables. This was just decorative.

Original Roadhouse Grill Sweet Potato Fries

They don't stand alone, these Sweet Potato Fries, and they are more savory than sweet going well with ketchup. I will say these are worth eating.

Original Roadhouse Grill Roadhouse Broil

The Roadhouse Broil was the first thing on the menu so I ordered it to figure what was normal food. I was unimpressed. It was stringy, but flavorful and I wouldn't get it again. 

Original Roadhouse Onion Rings Hay Bale

Looking like some kind of crusty dinosaur turd this is not a pile of onion rings but a thing that will not come apart. I don't like food I have to fight with and I don't like onion rings so this was a clear no for me. My brother liked it but I don't want to eat something he had his hands all over.

Great if you want a big onion poop, bad if you don't like other people touching your food.

Original Road House Grill Blackberry Blues Ice Tea

Not knowing what Blackberries taste like I do have to say this wasn't all that berry, but it was okay. Blackberry Blues Ice Tea is for Tea lovers but not for those who are trying to kick the soda habit. You get free refills but I didn't finish one.

Horizon Organic Milk with DHA Omega-3

Mmmmm, tastes like milk, not that cloudy water they call milk with less fat. This is my go to milk because I don't drink milk often and would never drink reduced fat milk, because I know too much about nutrition.

This is the milk that goes all the way giving you everything a growing boy needs to be a big fat dude like me.  Love this stuff.

Trader Joe's Flour Tortillas

Almost everything in the Trader Joe's store is now stamped with their name and these things are no exception. They are so thin they rip when you use them but go well in a salad after being toasted in a pan with some meat.

S&W Organic Garbanzo Beans

I was off my rocker to find S&W Organic Garbanzo Beans by the case at my local Costco. So off my rocker that I went and got out my grandma pattern towels to cover the table in oldness to make these beans feel more at home.

They are everything I would expect our of Garbanzo Beans which are famous for having a cool name despite tasting like almost nothing. If I wasn't too lazy to boil my own beans I would keep this stuff in my emergency supply cabinet which I'm in the process of cleaning out.

Good Job S&W on not screwing up something that's hard to screw up.

Ono Hawaiian BBQ Sea Food Mix

This being my first hit on the Ono pipe I wasn't big on this poison. I would say that these are okay but the greens were wilted and the noodles were like 'why would you eat that'. It was on the stale side as well.

Panera Bread Cinnamon Crunch Scone

I took this home and had it for my next meal, 550 Calories and 990mg of sodium. That still puts this meal at around 750 for me I think but still too much salt. 

Anyway,  I found this on the hard side, but it should crunch being named crunch. Still not worth the Calories.

Kirkland Signature Beef Polish Sausage

These are spicy hot dogs, big spicy hot dogs, but they are still very much hot dogs. It's getting to the point where everything is store brand at Costco and you can't get anything for real any more. 

These are okay but I would not buy more after this pack. Too much salt.

Maggie's Pub Winston Churchill

So the Winston Churchill is a fish and fritters with slaw. I wouldn't pick this over fish and chips, but it was one of the cheaper meals on the menu and is meant to be had with beer.

I wouldn't get this again mostly because there are better things on the menu. Still, it was very good.

Maggie's Pub Onion Rings

These are the best onion rings I have ever had. They stay on the onion, are flaky and crunch, and the crispness goes all the way to the core. I have never had an onion ring I liked before these; they kill me so good.

Wild Turkey 81

Wild Turkey 81 is a solid whisky to be enjoined by good old Americans and those who love freedom and good drink. You can see I made a good dent in the bottle before writing this review.

Well, what is life without a good whisky?

Trader Joe's and the Organic Carrots of Many Colors

In the world of carrots there have almost always been orange but if you really wanted carrots of other colors you could get purple and yellow. They kind of taste like normal carrots do and have few other high points. You like carrots these are a nice change, you don't the normal colored ones are cheaper. 

Trader Joe's Swai Striped Pangasius

This is a farmed fish that tastes like almost nothing and that's kind of the point because you flavor fish as you want to flavor things. However, I will note that the handling instruction on these are complex. As a farmed fish these are expensive but I will give it a thumbs up. 

Trader Joe's Kale

I feel like I reviewed this before but I'm still working on my index so I'm not sure. I eat a lot of Kale so it's bound to happen. This lasts longer than other salads and make poor raps because of the stems. I will get it again but then I am a major kale munch-er.

Classico Italian Sausage Pasta Sauce

Out of the jar this is more of a salsa than a meat souse and cooked it just doesn't have the sausage to justify it's name. This stuff was so bad that it sat on the shelf for some time before I got around to reviewing it, but it will be okay if you cook it long enough.

Frostie Vanilla Root Beer

Frostie Vanilla Root Beer is the best Frostie Product I've had so far and it better be because it's there signature product. You can tell that it's not just normal Root Beer and it has the complexity of natural flavors that one should expect from a bottled root beer. Thumbs up but it has five more Calories than a normal soda so drink in moderation. Well, drink all soda in moderation unless you want to be fat like me.

Queen Victoria Artichokes

One Artichoke is a full serving of vegetables so for a meal you do need two. The big thing about these is that they take a long time to cook and eat so never make one if you're in a hurry.

I like these so much that I got two bags. Then I'm a weirdo and have always loved Artichokes.

Coca Cola (Mexican)

Funny that the Mexican version would be the higher quality of the two but Coca Cola keeps it's quality no matter where it gets bottled. Mexican coke does come in a larger bottle than American coke so be prepared for 40 more Calories of soda. 

I would call this an A grade soda and the price agrees with me so drink in moderation and drink with good whisky. 

Original Roadhouse Grill Classic Garlic Mushroom Burger

Original Roadhouse Grill's Classic Garlic Mushroom Burger is supposed to be topped with deep fried garlic cloves. Those cloves were underdone. Just a bit of information for you garlic tastes like that because it doesn't want you to eat it and so normally you can't eat large bits. I love garlic and had to pick some out of this burger. It was a lot of burger and was filling, but I would never get it again.

Original Roadhouse Grill Freshly Baked Rolls with Honey Butter

Original Roadhouse Grill Freshly Baked Rolls could have been a hair fresher when I had them, but I was the very first person in the place that morning so those could have been the rolls from last night. 

Not wonderful but will make you fat just the same.

Original Roadhouse Grill House Tea

Original Roadhouse Grill House Tea is tea. Nothing House about it but then what does a house taste like?

Equal Exchange Organic Midnight Sun French Roast Coffee

Equal Exchange Organic Midnight Sun French Roast Coffee is a mouthful of a name for a coffee that my brother got himself ten pounds of. It's good but not as strong as I would want a French Roast to be and has no distinct flavor.

Now I love coffee, but with this brand there is so much to have that I would recommend something that stands out more. Still, it is good coffee.

Frostie Cherry Limeade soda

I don't taste any Lime in this 'Frostie Cherry Limeade Soda' it hardly tastes like Cherry for that matter. This is a novelty product that has very little novelty to it so I can't recommend it to anyone.

How does Frostie stay in business?

Panera Bread BBQ Chicken Flatbread

This was my Panera Bread go to for some time before I decided to review food and had to start ordering other things. I ordered every flat bread I could see on the menu before learning that this had been discontinued and now it's back.

I love these things and they make me regret starting this blog. I'd still rather have a Costco Pizza but that's my opinion.

Panera Bread Mango Ice Tea

I liked this a lot more before I found out it was zero Calories. You can't get something like that with real mango and have zero Calories. What did I put in my body?

Panera Bread Pumpkin Muffin

At five hundred and ninety Calories this is a lot of muffin. Not all that memorable, I mean, they're okay, but I had to look up what this was again to remember it.