Ironic T'rump Fortune Cookies

 Ironic T'rump Fortune Cookies come in red, white, and blue or cherry, coconut, and blueberry. The fortunes are not all that funny statements that you only get if you hate Trump and follow the memes. I'm no Trump fan so I get the jokes but wasn't impressed. 

Anyway, I can't recommend this product because it's not great. One of the cookies didn't even have a fortune in it, and a good number of them were broken.  

This is fun, sure, but not a lot of fun and overpraised for what you get.  

Ball Park Hot Dog Buns

Ball Park Hot Dog Buns are an American favorite...let's not forget that this is an America that elected a giant orange Muppet president. I don't trust this America dude. He makes bad decisions. 

These Ball Park Hot Dog Buns are small and white. The hot dog doesn't fit in them well and the condiments go spilling out of them when you try to eat them. 

I will say that these are not wholly without redeeming qualities. They do have Calcium and Iron. Nutrients are a good thing, but I look these buns like I look at the current United States Government. I mean, I know we need one but can't we do a little better?