True North Cucumber Lime Pure Energy Seltzer

 True North Cucumber Lime Pure Energy Seltzer has got to be one of the best cucumber drinks I've had from a can or bottle. That is a low bar, but this stuff is crisp and fresh. 

I don't care for artificial sweeteners and they tend to make me sick so this is a really great product for me. Where as you still need to drink this in moderation I highly recommend this for getting the party going.

Hard Frescos Cucumber Lime

 Cucumber adds very little to any drink, but Hard Frescos Cucumber Lime does not taste like cucumber. It tastes like, well, old vegetables. It tastes like, maybe, the workers were using the cucumber for something other than food before putting it in this drink.  

I think a sea cucumber's butt hole tastes like this stuff, but I never ate one so I don't know.

In any case, I've tried just about everything to make this palatable and it just doesn't work. This is nasty to the core.