Let's Get Elfed Up Apple Martini Mixer

The 'Let's Get Elfed Up Apple Martini Mixer by the Modern Gourmet comes in the 'Let's Get Merry' set and will not get you all that elfed up.  The set implies that you're getting three drinks to have alone and where as they are hard to open they are harder to drink. 

This doesn't taste good and will only serve to make the very worst vodka easier to get down. What a fail.