Old El Paso Bold Spicy Cheddar Flavored Taco Shells

There is no radioactive bee pollen on these Old El Paso Bold Spicy Cheddar Flavored Taco Shells. That's how you know you have the real deal. Don't believe me? Eat some Doritos and look at your hands. Radioactive Bee Pollen.  

Anyway, the lack of this pollen on these and the lack of flavor when you bite into them tells you that these are a bad idea. Then again, taco shells are for putting stuff in and should taste like corn really.