Original Tommy's Hash Brown

I can say with certainty that this is the most basic hash brown I have ever eaten. Tommy's Hash Browns have the property of existing but not of being worth eating. Tommy's, in general, is the most american food you can get short of Taco Bell and this is a great example. 

I would say these would be better if they were cooked at a higher temperature and so were crispy. Past that, if you must eat one of these add something to it to that it tastes and becomes palatable.