La Romanella Wine Flavored Italian Dry Salami

There's that "Flavored" word again. Given that wine is the eleventh item on the list of ingredients I'm a little pissed. 

Now we all know this stuff is bad for you but did you know a serving is six slices? With only eight grams of protein and 630mg of sodium that's not good. On the up side these things last long and go with almost everything.

La Romanella Jumbo Shells

Hard to cook and not all that great when cooked these don't come with sauce and are not worth eating without sauce. They don't hold their shape in the oven so they are hard to serve if you have a big family and wasteful if you're cooking for yourself.  

La Romanella Roasted Garlic Pasta Sauce

Nothing says dinner like a cat's ass next to the vestibules. That said, this pasta sauce had too little garlic to justify its name.

It should really be called salt flavored pasta sauce.