Hansen's Natural Ginger Ale Dry

Hansen's Natural Ginger Ale Dry isn't a crisp ginger ale like you may expect from brands like Canada Dry. Neither live up to the name being wet but then I have no idea how a soda can be dry. I mean, I guess baking soda is dry, but what does that have to do with this? 

This is a soda that just needs something ... like whisky 

La Romanella Wine Flavored Italian Dry Salami

There's that "Flavored" word again. Given that wine is the eleventh item on the list of ingredients I'm a little pissed. 

Now we all know this stuff is bad for you but did you know a serving is six slices? With only eight grams of protein and 630mg of sodium that's not good. On the up side these things last long and go with almost everything.