Wednesday, June 3, 2026

7-Select Cinnamon Sugar Mini Donuts

7-Select Cinnamon Sugar Mini Donuts have a little more flavor than the doughnuts you normally get at gas stations. I love to have these with coffee, but they can make a mess. Less of a mess than the powdered ones because they're brown and brown doesn't show as much. 

Anyway, if you haven't tried these they are about the best of the doughnuts of their nature. To get better you need to go to a shop instead of a gas station. 

I would get these again if I were not a great fat blob.  
 

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Chips Ahoy! Big Chewy Chocolatey Brownie

Chips Ahoy! Big Chewy Chocolatey Brownie is the kind of thing that makes you think brownies stink. Thin, clay like, and not very tasty these need some vanilla.

If you're a brownie fan then you shouldn't eat these because they taste synthetic and are a shadow of what a good brownies should taste like.  
 

Monday, June 1, 2026

Lay’s Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce Potato Chips

Lay’s Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce Potato Chips really tastes like garlic. I mean it really tastes like garlic. It will make you smell like garlic. There will be garlic on your breath until you brush your teeth with strong toothpaste. 

I can detect the creamy vibe of what I guess would be the sauce part. I've never had Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce, so I don't know. 

To be fair, I'd skip this because it makes you stink and would be bad for nooky after the game. Unless she's into dirty men. I knew a few folks who were.