Costco Chicken Strips

When I heard on the news that Costco had Chicken Strips at their food court I had to try them. They are the most disgusting things I have ever had from the Costco Food Court. I'll grant that they don't make them fresh and I'm fine with that, but they were so very very salty. 

I will admit that it was a sweltering day in California so I was forced to take my meal inside the Costco to get out of the heat. As I walked eating this things I could feel my gut swell and I spent the rest of the day sleeping. 

I will admit that for chicken stripes these are big. I mean, twice the size of a normal strip big, but it's a double helping of Jack in the Box strips.

The dipping sauce was sweet and very good. Can't recall what kind of sauce it was but that's because I haven't had it in a time. 

I would never get this again.
 

7-Eleven Ultimate Pepperoni

 7-Eleven must have some big harry donkey nuts to call this Ultimate Pepperoni. It's hard to screw up pizza and this isn't screwed up but I would still say as pizza goes it's bottom tear at best.

I didn't expect it to be as good as the frozen pizza I eat at home and it wasn't. Sad, stale, and needing cheese, I still eat this on long shifts at work because I can grab it and keep it in a bag.  

This skirts the boundaries of what can be called food.  

Jack In the Box Hot Honey Spicy Chicken Strips

Jack in the Box is not known for good food and their Hot Honey Spicy Chicken Strips are no exception. I should mention these are the 2025 edition because I think they roll these out every year.

 

The normal chicken strips are salty and the breading is heavy and thick. This means they give me indigestion. Now the hot version I haven’t tried this year as of yet so the hot honey is hot. I mean, it’s a building heat that will make me reach for a drink.

 

The honey part is a big fail as the “honey” is too thin and runny with little of the flavor associated with bee vomit. You find it all at the bottom of the box and so these are sticky enough to get your hands dirty but not enough to have the flavor you’re looking for.