Denny's Hash Browns are a thing that exist. They are like you get anywhere and are so normal that they represent America's link to English food. They are what one calls bland.
McDonald's Hash Browns are the envy of every other fast food restaurant. These golden wafers of evil will tickle your taste buds when they are fresh and make you sad when they are old and cold.
Just looking that this makes my butt get bigger so I'd stay away from this addictive snack. Have an apple for breakfast.
Burger King 'Hash Browns' are squashed tater tots. Is that a good or a bad thing? I don't know. I will say that these are okay, but I'd rather have french fries. As a hash brown I guess these are a little closer to the real thing then the single patty hash brown you get at other eateries, but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy them.
The Taco Bell Hash Brown is still not a McDonald's hash brown. It tries hard and get's somewhere close but it's just not cooked at the same temperature giving it less crunch. It also tries to make up for this by being larger but it's just not cutting the mustered.
May be it would be better with mustered. Now I got to try that!
I can say with certainty that this is the most basic hash brown I have ever eaten. Tommy's Hash Browns have the property of existing but not of being worth eating. Tommy's, in general, is the most american food you can get short of Taco Bell and this is a great example.
I would say these would be better if they were cooked at a higher temperature and so were crispy. Past that, if you must eat one of these add something to it to that it tastes and becomes palatable.
