Doritos Late Night Sizzlin' Cheeseburger

 Someone was high and came up with the idea of Doritos Late Night Sizzlin' Cheeseburger and they taste like ketchup. There is a little more flavor in those but to be honest not much and it all washes out if you eat too many of them. 

These are not as good as normal Doritos so I wouldn't go looking for them unless you intend to enhance the flavor with, um, herbs.  

I guess people smoke the devil's lettuce at night. 

Doritos Minis Tortilla Chips Cool Ranch

 Doritos Minis Tortilla Chips sound like a great idea. You can ship more of them. They are easy to store and shelve. You can reseal the pack easily. The Cool Ranch flavor is just like the larger chip. 

The only problem is that they are small and more like the chips left at the bottom of the bag than the normal Doritos you get. I guess stacking the chips would have been to hard but this is just like you took a bag and crunched it up to fit in a Pringles box. 

That's not my thing, but you do you.

Doritos Cool Ranch

Doritos Cool Ranch are better with a monster that is the love spawn of a goblin and a corpse flower. I mean you look at that mouth flower genitals thing and thing "man these are good chips".

Sarcasm aside, Cool Ranch have never been as good at the nacho flavor and they never will be. They are just a sad little brother to the big boy that is Doritos. 

That said, I still can't stop eating them.  

 

Doritos Blaze

Doritos Blaze is a flavor of Doritos that are designed to be like drinking bad tequila. I didn't finish eating them they were so bad.  

Doritos Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips

Smelling vaguely of gym socks and leaving your hands covered with what looks like radioactive bee pollen Doritos have been a staple of the slacker diet since 1964. They started off as a way to use old tortillas at a restaurant in Disneyland, of all places, and from there were contracted to Frito-Lay.

Fewer calories and fat than Lays Classic Potatochips but sporting more salt and no potassium Doritos are another way to kill yourself with snack food.

As both get gack all over your hands I have to give the win to Lays Classic Potato chips.