Western Bagel 100% Whole Wheat Bagels

 Western Bagel 100% Whole Wheat Bagels are bagels. Not great and not terrible. Given the whole wheat thing I guess that makes them just a little better. As a big fat dude you know I love bagels, and these hold the line. 

Good job sort of healthy bagel.

Trader Joe's Gluten Free Pumpkin Spice Bagels

 I think they bagged the wrong lot with these Trader Joe's Gluten Free Pumpkin Spice Bagels because I taste no spice. These are bland and harder to cut than a normal bagel and are otherwise unremarkable. 

This is something you eat to get into the spirit of things but it's kind of given up the ghost.

Alvarado St. Bakery Sprouted Wheat Everything Bagels

 Alvarado St. Bakery Sprouted Wheat Everything Bagels are the best vegan everything bagels I have ever had. They are the only vegan everything bagels I have ever had, but still they are okay.

There is an odd amount of moisture to these bagels and they have so much stuff on them that a good amount comes off when you cut them. Still, not a bad product for hippy food.

Dave's Killer Bread Plain Awesome Organic Bagels

 Dave's Killer Bread Plain Awesome Organic Bagels are okay. They are not awesome, but there is nothing wrong with them. I have to say that as plain bagels go these are definitely plain.

Once you get past the fun name there is little to these bagels, but I don't know what I was expecting. I mean, they are only as good as what you have them with, but if the brand makes you feel cool then, by all means, go on with your bad self.