Jelly Belly Chocolate Sparkling Water

I don't know what humanity did to deserve this Jelly Belly Chocolate Sparkling Water but I got three cans of it and it was hard to get them down. Who thought this was a good idea. Chocolate doesn't taste good on its own. That's why we add so much sugar.

This was just nasty, smelled good, but man was it bad. 

Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burrito

Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burrito is an odd bird in the world of food because fries get soggy in burritos and so this has to be eaten when it's fresh. Ten minutes later its just not worth eating. 

I can't say I like the chili either because it should be called chili sauce as it has almost no heft. 

I wouldn't get this again.

The Greek Gods Maple Greek Style Yogurt

 Greek Gods Maple Greek Style Yogurt sat in my refrigerator for two years before I finally got it out and had it with fruit and bananas. I guess that after two years the maple flavor  must have left because I couldn’t taste any maple.

I will say that has yogurt goes this was just fine. I would stay away from the sugar version of this thing to start with, but as yogurt goes it was okay. I wouldn’t call it worth looking for, but fine.

 

Banquet Fried Chicken Frozen Meal

 About five years ago I tried the Banquet Fried Chicken Frozen Meal and I thought it was crap. Now I have health issues that make eating like that a bad idea so I have to be a bit healthier. This time around I added carrots and celery and used them the scoop up the bashed potatoes and corn.

 

I even used the carrots to cut the chicken, yes it worked, and ate almost the whole thing without a fork.

 

I have to admit that by adding two simple things I made the meal much better. I mean, I had to take the whole thing out of the tray and microwave it on the dish to get the best result. To be dead honest, I would do this again. It was good and filling.

 

These are bad on their own but when eaten with a more balanced diet they aren’t bad.

 

This is what the last one looked like.

 

White Castle Chicken Breast Sliders

  White Castle Chicken Breast Sliders are the best sliders I have ever had from White Castle. They are the first ones I didn’t hate. I didn’t think they were all that great but I didn’t think they were all that bad. I wouldn’t go getting these again but I was happy to finish off the box.

Panamei Seafood Swai (Basa) Fillet

Panamei Seafood Swai Fillets are just a form of the not so cool sounding Basa which is a cat fish. The good news is that this cat fish is a plant feeder so it will have a better flavor than one of its carnivore cousins. It’s still a catfish so it’s not the best eating.

Past being long and so hard to cook this is a bland delicate fish that isn’t perfectly flaky unless cooked well. It will take on the flavor of what you cook it with. I found the lemon flavor subtle and the butter to be a good fat to add to this fish.

All in all, I would get this again.

 

 

Subway Chipotle Southwest Sauce

Subway Chipotle Southwest Sauce is not hot sauce. I wouldn't call it hot at all really but I would say that it can add flavor to your food. As I'm not much of a fan of sauces I can't say if this is a good one but I can say that it was unoffensive. I would chose it over mustered, but I wouldn't mined it on my sandwich. 
 

Peter Pan Natural Creamy Peanut Butter

Peter Pan Natural Creamy Peanut Butter is just peanuts and salt. The only reason to buy this is if Peter Pan brings a smile to your face. There is nothing wrong with this peanut butter. 

I would say this is a fine peanut butter to buy but don't think it will keep you young.
 

Reign Storm Harvest Grape Energy Drink

Reign Storm Harvest Grape Energy Drink tastes like sugar free grape candy. I’m not sure I like sugar free grape candy, but I think energy drink should be good enough to drink but not so good as you drink it just for the flavor.

In the crappy light shows of the bad music raves this over candy stuff will really keep the night pumping.

 Not bad really, I would get more if they still had them at the Dollar Tree.

 

Celsius Energy Drink Sparkling Kiwi Guava

 Celsius Energy Drink Sparkling Kiwi Guava is not a zero calorie energy drink, and Celsius in general had always been something of a light hitter for me. As for the flavor, well, it’s mildly sweet and more guava than kiwi. I’ll say it’s about as good as I would want it to be.

Too good and you drink too many, not good enough and you won’t drink them at all.

Jack in the Box Big Smashed Jack

 Looking a good deal like a Big Mac the Jack in the Box Big smashed Jack is another of the Smashed line of underwhelming burgers. I mean, this was fine but a true smashed burger has more of a crunch to it as the smashed part means that more of the meat gets on the grill.

Overall this was just salt and bad meat but it wasn’t bad for Jack in the Box.

 

Baileys Light Irish Cream

Baileys Light Irish Cream is a lot smoother than normal Baileys but if you drink it for the flavor you need to use more. I have to admit that I like this product, but I'm not sure I would take it over the original. 

I mean, less calories more drunk isn't a good selling  point for me but if that's what you're looking for this stuff is top notch. 
 

The Jack in the Box Breakfast Jack

The Jack in the Box Breakfast Jack is meh incarnate. The ham is lunch level and there are no other real points to make about this sandwich that would bring the world to it in the morning.

Small and flavorless, this was a disappointment.