Dr. Pepper

What the hell is Dr. Pepper flavored like? I thought it was cherry until they came out with cherry and now I don't know. Grenadian may be. Anyway, that's not important. 

The thing is that Dr. Pepper is from a bygone era where things had funny names. I mean, think about it, does it taste like pepper to you? No, and it won't help you if your sick so why the Doctor part.

The whole thing started as a way to keep the 'pep' in your step, so good old Dr. Pepper is loaded with sugar and caffeine. Yes, kids, this is what passed for an energy drink back in the nineteen hundreds. 

At some point in your life you need to try this stuff.