Trader Joe's Giant Greek Green Olives

I found Trader Joe's Giant Greek Green Olives in the new item section some time ago and left them in my cabinet. I never saw them again in stores. I can see why.

These things still have there pits! Why would you buy olives like this? I mean, we moved past that age of savagery. 

In any case, if you can find these and you wanted to relive the days before indoor plumbing or your just like the barbaric idea of spiting bits of you food out these are your jam. They are salty and, well, salty.