In-N-Out Burger Double Double

Now the In-N-Out Burger Double Double is a standard by which all hamburgers should be judged.  Oddly, I almost never order them because I'm more into it's larger brother being as I am a very big man. You couldn't get a better burger unless you knew the cow was treated well. Then, how odd would it be if you asked the cow how it was feeling before you made it into this?