Kellogg’s Corn Flakes

Few things are more American than corn rolled flat and intended to clean the bowels. At one time being a health food, Kellogg’s Corn Flakes are so basic in flavor you would expect them to be some kind of ration or prison food.

Truth be told I grew up eating these things so judging them is like judging water. They just are what you expect. I figure these are the standard by which I can hold breakfast cereal so I’m putting them up here but they’re neither here nor there in terms of taste.