Hilary's Black Rice Burger

 If you're looking to satisfy your meat craving without killing an animal Hilary's Black Rice Burgers will not do. As this kind of food goes they are edible. I've had better and I've had worse. The flavor stands out, but doesn't taste like meat, and the texture will do. 

How much you want to buy these will depend on your skill in the kitchen and your moral fortitude.  I'm not running back for more of these, but if they're on hand I will eat them.

Hilary's World's Best Veggie Burger

 Hilary's World's Best Veggie Burger is not the best veggie burger I've had. It is not bad, but not a replacement for beef. I would liken it somewhat to a hash brown, but not as crispy. 

I have to say these are okay. You can eat them without feeling sick or spitting them out. Still, not as good as meat.

Sweet Earth Santa Fe Veggie Burger

 This Sweet Earth Santa Fe Veggie Burger gave me indigestion then jumped out my rear end faster than I was expecting. It burnt the whole way. I will now make it a point to try Sweet Earth products because as unpleasant as that was it's the stuff good blogs are made of. 

Come on, you know you want to hear about my burning hind quarters.  

Anyway, as a burger, this was filled with odd objects that made me wonder what I was eating as I chewed. It doesn't taste like meat. Is it bad? No, tastes okay. I just think it's the kind of thing your body needs to get used to.