Popcornopolis Unicorn Popcorn

 I don't know what Unicorns taste like but I do know that they taste nothing like Popcornopolis  Unicorn Popcorn. Further, they have been said to be hulking brutes to look at so that nice white horse is not a unicorn. 

This stuff is okay, kind of gnarly, but not the best popcorn I've had. Some of that yellow is lemon I think. Anyway, I'd give this stuff a pass, but to me it just looks like unicorn barf anyway. 

Jell-O Unicorn Magic Cupcake Pudding Snacks

 Jell-O Unicorn Magic Cupcake Pudding Snacks are just vanilla. They are not magical in anyway, and they don't taste like unicorn. I don't get the whole obsession with unicorn flavored things. They don't taste that great. 

Anyway, these are brightly colored to attract dumb children because dumb children apparently don't like off white pudding. 

Fail.

Little Debbie Sparkling Strawberry Unicorn Cakes

Little Debbie Sparkling Strawberry Unicorn Cakes look like so much fun but taste nothing like unicorn. I mean, I don't get the connection and no that pink and white thing on the box is not a real unicorn. 

They don't taste strongly strawberry, but I guess strawberries don't have that much of a taste anyway. 

These little cakes are more of a talking point than a dessert. Not to say that they are bad but for being unicorn cakes they should be magical. If a big thing for you is how cool your coffee cake looks than these are great. 

If taste is your thing not so much.
 

Bantam Pancakes Magic Unicorn Pancakes

 Bantam Magic Unicorn Pancakes are pancakes only in that there is no legal definition of pancakes that I know of. They are more like doughnut holes or muffins with an odd filling. They are fast to make but that filling can burn so give them time to cool. 

I have to admit I would recommend this product just on the oddness of it, but they're underwhelming. I'd rather have real pancakes.

Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry

 Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry make me miss the 80's, because I could have made a gay joke about them. Now, we know that gay people are just like the rest of us only more fabulous. What is not so fabulous is these testosterone sucking Honey Boo Boo looking things.

This is just normal old frosted cherry with obnoxious designs printed on them. I like unicorns as much as a normal person can, really, I may have had one or two as a kid. 

However, I don't need to eat them, and they don't taste like cherry. I don't like the idea of printing things on every day food. It screws with the idea of a cake with your name on it once a year.  

Keebler Unicorn Fudge Stripes

Keebler Unicorn Fudge Stripes are so magical that they attract kitties. Past that they taste okay and go great with coffee. The little candy balls that come in these things crunch in your mouth and these fudge strip cookies are hard for me to say no to. That's really good for cookies.