Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup

 Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup is about as maple as any fake maple can be. Real maple is more expensive, but let's be honest, I shouldn't be eating this crap.  

Slapping sugar on a big mound of starch is meant to get meat on your bones for hard labor. I think the hardest thing I did after eating this was roll out the trash cans. 

If you needed a reason to smile more than pancakes in the morning then yeah this stuff may just do the trick. However, if you're that depressed see a doctor and he will tell you this stuff is pure sugar and just bad for you. This is a great way to slowly poison your children until they look like me and are very unhappy. eat accordingly.

Mrs. ButterWorth's Original Syrup

 Mrs. ButterWorth sounds English to me but some people find her offensive so her Original Syrup will go out under a new name...or have a new bottle. It's not all that clear. Some how less offensive is the fact that this is a toxic brew of unnatural sugars that can do who knows what to your body. 

I have to admit that these waffles would be nearly inedible, they are whole grain, without some sugar. Still, there is so much better out there than this.

On the House Grenadine Syrup

"On the House Grenadine Syrup"...is 'on the house' a really good name for anything that gets used at a bar? Other than that, this is okay stuff. 

What do you really think about Grenadine Syrup anyway? I mean, how does this stuff come about? 

As it's made from corn syrup 'On the House' cannot be thought of as a high quality product. It gets the job done. I can't say much else.  

Log Cabin Syrup

"No high fructose corn syrup" says the label of this bottle of Log Cabin Corn Syrup crud that I got at my local Costco. This bland sugar water is hardly worth putting on my French toast.

This is thin like real maple but bland and flavorless.