Green Mountain Dark Magic Coffee

The magic in this Green Mountain Dark Magic Coffee is that it can eat sugar and not change it's flavor. Green Mountain is not known for good coffee, and this stuff is so bad that my brother handed it to me and asked me to get rid of it. It's magically disgusting.

Green Mountain Coffee Cinnamon Sugar Cookie

Green Mountain sounds so cool and yet what they make is this crap. This is unsweetened coffee that is supposed to taste like Cinnamon Sugar Cookies. It really tastes like a whole lot of nothing. The coffee beans used for this brew are on the limp side so if you're looking to get through the day you'll need to drink the whole box. 

Blaaaah, I'm going to go have a Monster.