Bubly Raspberry Sparkling Water

 In the heat of the summer you can't just drink soda so you may reach for Bubly Raspberry Sparkling Water. I did and all eight cans were done before I finished this review.

Funny thing is I don't think this is that great but I was thirsty and it was hot.

Wheat Thins Sundried Tomato & Basil

Wheat Thins Sundried Tomato & Basil are a strong flavored offering from Wheat Things. I mean, I've been eating these all my life and never heard of these until now. 

Then again, are you supposed to eat these dry? I mean, I always did eat crackers dry but now I find you are supposed to put stuff on them.
 

McDonald’s Spicy Snack Wrap 2025

The Spicy Snack Wrap is back at McDonald’s and I never had them before this run because they don’t look great and spicy has never been my thing. It’s got more spice than the normal fast food fair. The heat will build as you eat.

I don’t think that much of these but they are something you can hold and eat which is a plus for fast food. I’d give them a try if you’d like a little spice in your life.

 

Ritter Sport Dark Chocolate Marzipan

Ritter Sport Dark Chocolate Marzipan is a bitter sweet chocolate that would go well with wine or coffee. The strong flavor of the dark chocolate compliments the marzipan well. 

I would say that most chocolate lovers would be a fan of this even if they don't like dark chocolate. 
 

McDonald’s Ranch Snack Wrap 2025

Chicken, lettuce, ranch-ish sauce and some shreds of cheese all in a stale tortilla McDonald’s Ranch Snack Wrap is unimpressive. I can see how they were discontinued given that there are better items at the house of clown and this is kind of low effort.

I think what kicked it into bad territory for me was that cold tortilla. If it was heated up it would have been better, but it was cold.

 

Patagonia Provisions Wild Sockeye Salmon Lemon Pepper

 Patagonia Provisions Wild Sockeye Salmon Lemon Pepper was very lightly seasoned. I think I would have had to have tried another flavor to tell the difference. 

I like this kind of fish because of the strong flavor and this didn't have a strong flavor. I wouldn't get it again but my cats loved it.

Selena Gomez Oreo Cookies

Selena Gomez Oreo Cookies don’t taste like woman. I don‘t know what Selena tastes like but I can assure you that it is not cinnamon and chocolate. This is not helped by the crap cinnamon they used on these things that doesn’t taste real and the fact that these cookies keep falling apart.

It also doesn’t help that as a fat disgusting mass I need to have healthy food to go with my cookies and this is what I came up with. Coffee and cookies never filled me up so fast.

 

Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut

Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut is something of a summer flavor. It may be unavailable now as it was limited edition when I got this but that would be a shame because I have to admit that this was almost as good as normal Dr. Pepper. 

This is no replacement for the original but it is a nice change. 
 

McDonald’s Spicy Sausage Egg McMuffin

The McMuffin has got to be the most iconic breakfast sandwich in fast food history. I’ve eaten hundreds off them. What, I’m fat?

To spice that up they globed a splat of spicy sauce on one and made the McDonald’s Spicy Sausage Egg McMuffin which takes all the best parts of the sandwich and flushes them out with mild pink spicy… I mean, pink spice sounds like a stripper that farts.

Anyway, this is kind of a waist of a McMuffin. It isn’t bad but it isn’t better than the sandwich on its own.

 

Pillsbury Soft Baked Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cookies

 Pillsbury Soft Baked Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cookies are the kind of thing I can have in my house for six months and not eat. Given how fat and disgusting I am you should think twice about buying them. 

Are they bad, no, but they don't have a lot of cinnamon and there is no crunch. I mean, if you fail the name why name it that? 

I haven't eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch for maybe twenty years but I remember liking it as a kid. Sugar cereal is something I dislike as a point but I admit that much of it tastes really good. Accept these cookies aren't as good as the cereal. Why not just eat the cereal then?

Good & Gather Tri-color Rotini

 Good & Gather Tri-color Rotini is just the kind of pasta that looks better than other pastas but tastes about the same. With all the crazy pasta they have now this was a welcome return to the normal. This is a solid product at a solid price.

Shasta Raspberry Creme

Shasta Raspberry Creme sounds epic. Even Raspberry soda sounds epic. I mean, Shasta has so many good flavors that are hard to get in other brands. Life is better with variety. 

This didn't have much in the way of flavor, and I wish now that I could find some real raspberry soda and add cream to see what this really should have tasted like. 
 

Jelly Belly Top Banana Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Top Banana Jelly Beans are less banana then the other banana flavor I tried. I don't get the point of them. I think they're a little redundant. Not bad but just there.
 

Zevia Lemon Lime Twist

Zevia Lemon Lime Twist is classic diet soda. By classic I men not as good as  modern. With most modern diet soda I can hardly tell it's diet but with this I know write away. It's better than nothing if you're diabetic but past that only good in the heat.
 

Lay's Honey Barbecue Potato Chips

Lay's Honey Barbecue Potato Chips are something of a disappointment without the flavor level I would expect from these kind of chips. They don't have the clear flavor of sage which is what I expect with barbecue flavor and there isn't much of the flavor of honey. 

If it were me, I would rather have the original flavor. These aren't bad but not that great.
 

Mountain Dew Baja Caribbean Splash

Mountain Dew Baja Caribbean Splash is a fruity beverage with too little flavor to add to your tequila. To say it is a vodka soda is to say that it is normal because vodka goes with everything. 

You'll never miss not trying this, but it isn't bad. 
 

Field Day Organic Golden Round Crackers

Field Day Organic Golden Round Crackers are hippy Ritz. Ritz are known to be the buttery version of crackers to be used at fancy gatherings. These are about as good as Ritz. They are a little less flavorful, but that lets you taste the thing you put on them.

These work well for what they are. I wouldn't eat them on their own but they were fine. 
 

Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Praline Filling

Praline is a French confectionery. It is a cooked mixture of sugar, nuts, and vanilla, often ground to a paste for use as a pastry or candy filling. Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Praline Filling is then self explanatory. 

I think the flavor here is best at room temperature but it is a sweet smooth chocolate with a fine finish.
 

G Fuel Watermelon Limeade Energy Drink

G Fuel Watermelon Limeade Energy Drink hasn't got a lot of flavor and what flavor it does have isn't good. Stuff tastes synthetic with an almost watermelon flavor. No lemon at all. 

It did keep me up, but man did it taste like almost trash.
 

Delici Belgian Chocolate Mousse

Delici Belgian Chocolate Mousse is the kind of thing you'll want to take small bites of because its very rich and shouldn't be rushed. It's also very bad for you.

I cleanse my pallet after every bite to keep the flavor fresh and black coffee with no sugar is good for that. However, if you fail the have something to cleanse your pallet you will lose the flavor and this will be too much getting fat for too little fun.

 

Jack in the Box Sour Patch Kids Watermelon Shake

Jack in the  Box has proven that foresight isn’t something they have in their planning room with this Sour Patch Kids Watermelon Shake. The milk, or whatever they use, will cancel out the sour leaving you with nothing as the watermelon flavor is just not strong enough.

I grant this is a novel item but the execution is poor and the flavors are better left as an ice cream topping rather than a shake.

I was underwhelmed, and for the amount of fat I gained eating this that’s not a good thing.