Burger King Moca Iced Coffee with Cold Foam

Burger King Moca Iced Coffee with Cold Foam is not all that much better with cold foam. The coffee part I like. I mean, it tastes like coffee. I love coffee so coffee that tastes like coffee as opposed to coffee that tastes like chocolate milk is a good thing.

 As for that cold foam on top, just makes it taste less like coffee.

 

Frosting Devil's Food Vodka

Frosting Devil's Food Vodka is a strong spirit that should never be taken as a shot. I mean, as a shot this stuff is harsh and foul. With orange soda you have a cocktail that will impress your holiday guests but I'm told this stuff is what hangovers are made of. 

I use this to make chocolate orange cocktails and they would be better garnished with a chocolate orange slice but they are amazing. 

Frosting Devil's Food Vodka is a drink in moderation sort of thing but it will really get people talking at a party.
 

Chuckanut Bay Vegan Raspberry Cheesecake

 I had no idea what to expect when I picked up this Chuckanut Bay Plant Based Raspberry Cheesecake but I can say it’s not as good as the real thing. I mean, it is good, not like great, but it is good enough to be a fair substitute for cheesecake if you just got to have it and can deal with a product that is not as smooth rich or tart. I would even say that to some this may be better than cheesecake, but I would also say that even the crust wasn’t as good as a normal cheesecake crust.

It was a dark shadow of the real thing but close enough to get the job done.

McDonald's Chips Ahoy Frappe

The McDonald’s Chips Ahoy Frappe is okay. It has a cookie crumble on top. It has a cookie flavor about it so I will say that if you want something cold, coffee, and cookie then this is a fine thing to get. I will admit that it’s just too much sugar for me. I would drink this all the time if I weren’t a big fat dude who can’t have too much sugar.

McDonald’s Strawberry Shake

They don’t make um like they used too, but I can’t say that it’s a bad thing in this case because the old way was a food grade polymer that is the same thing the used as the blood of  the Xenomorphs from Aliens.

Anyway, this McDonald’s Strawberry Shake tastes like strawberry candy. I grant that you don’t get the same joy of dipping your French fries in this the way I did as a kid because the thinner shake doesn’t get on the fries as much. 

Oscar Myer Chicken, Beef, Pork Baloney

Oscar Myer Baloney was my go to lunch meat as a kid. I don’t know if it was this everything but the farm’s dog kind, and this doesn’t taste right to me so I don’t think it was. I couldn’t say what kind I got back then because my mom had passed an the old man would just take me to the store to buy what I wanted.

This has less flavor than the Baloney I had as a kid, but I did have that with white bread that had almost no flavor to go with it at the time.

Truth be told, I guess one should have low expectations of baloney. It’s the food of the poor to start with in a country where even the poor can have meat. Makes me remember how lucky I am and how ugly the world can be.

 

Bum Energy Rootbeer

 Bum Energy Rootbeer is a clear alternative to diet soda. If you like a Zero type root beer and want one that won’t stain your teeth but will give you the caffeine buzz of a cola then this is your jam. I would buy more of this were it not on the pricy side.

I have to say this is good stuff. I wish I could get it at the store.

Reign Storm Peach Nectarine

Reign Storm Peach Nectarine is some peachy stuff. You can really taste the peach but not so much else and you can tell that this is a zero sugar beverage and it is refreshing.

I have to say that this is fine. It brings the party well enough. It can make the bad vodka drinkable. 

 

Nancy's Organic Plain Whole Milk Yogurt

Nancy's Organic Plain Whole Milk Yogurt is yogurt. I mean, it has the quality of being plain yogurt. I guess I’d call it good, but as yogurt goes it is what one would expect.

I don’t think I need much out of yogurt other than it just being something to, but my fruit in but this is great for that.