With the monster logo you think you’re getting an energy drink but no such luck with this Nasty Beast Hard Tea + Lemonade. I never was big on hard tea but this isn’t very good hard tea and so you’re paying big for two beers of zip with a manageable flavor.
I thought this stuff stank and I’d never get more, but to be honest I would drink more if I had it.
They taste fine but need more lemon flavor to be lemonade.
They come out with these every year and at this point I feel they're low effort. I don't like the "monster" stuff coming out at Jack and Jack in general makes me sick.
These are bigger tacos and that's all they are.
That said, I do keep getting it because it's inexpensive and works okay. I mean, what is the point of this stuff really? Halloween branding I guess.
Liquid Death stretches the boundaries of what we can call sparkling water with their ten calorie offering of Dr. Death which does taste a little like Dr. Pepper but has none of the pepper so far as I know.
Dr. Pepper was called that for its high caffeine content and the fact that it would give you a very mild buzz.
This tastes like you drank diet Dr. Pepper out of a glass and then put normal sparkling water in that glass with dirty ice. Tastes okay, but I wouldn’t get more.
You’re inner mentally deficient five year old will grin at these Burger King Vampire Nuggets. They’re kind of like chicken dinos when you get right down to it, but they have that give of silly buddy that marks them as really bad chicken.
There is something just wrong about eating chicken that doesn’t look like chicken, and something even worse about eating chicken that has given up on looking like chicken and now looks like corny Halloween junk that you give to dumb kids so they can play monster.
They taste okay but they’re not chicken-ness will make them bad for you. On the up side the preservative will keep your body from rotting longer and they can use you as a Halloween prop all month.
Ice cream inspired by a horror web show has got to be an odd bird. I mean, horror inspired ice cream sounds like it would be a bad idea.
Anyway, Stranger Things Scoops Ahoy USS Butterscotch is about as there as ice cream can be. I mean, it has chocolate bits, caramel, and no butterscotch to be tasted. I had this with strawberries and banana and the banana was way better than the ice cream. The chocolate was a nice contrast but without a coffee to cleanse my pallet it just wasn’t that great. It also had some of that odd texture I had with mint flare. I mean, how do you make ice cream so meh?
The BOGO Jack-O-Lantern Whopper from Burger King has got to be the worst Whopper I have ever had. This is partly because they got my order wrong and it had pickles and onions in it which I hate and the rest of the way because it was already cold when I got into it.
The bun is made of that kind of food grade plastic that makes it wrinkle up when cold and it feels different from a normal bun. I did like the black seeds but they were the only highlight to this food fail.
I miss the good old black Whoppers that turned your stool green. They were a lot more fun.
