The new Golden Sauce from McDonald’s is just honey mustard with BBQ added fro tang. I wouldn’t call it bad but I don’t think it’s all that great. I mean, golden sauce? What should that even mean?
I guess fancy mustered is as good as any flavor but at this point it really feels like the clown is grasping at straws here.
There is just enough for two people here or one if you don't eat as much vegetables as I do. I'll grant that this will look fancy on a plate and may impress your date, but you'll need a lot of these if it's a dinner party.
Not bad.
I was surprised at how much I liked the flavor of this drink. I would say it's fine to keep the buzz going or cool off on a hot day. Thumbs up.
I'm not a big fan of Hostess to start with but they have some iconic foods. These are just there and in my mind defeat the purpose of Hostess because Hostess is supposed to be convenient.
Add in the fact that all you have to do for fun is screw and you can't afford condoms and you get an ever expanding force of suffering humans to exploit. Or you can be like Tony's and pay the people enough so they can educate their children and feed their families.
The result is this chocolate bar that I now feel bad about eating for some odd reason.
Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate is the kind of chocolate bar you eat when you don't suck down chocolate like a human vacuum like I do. It's better for the world and expensive, but some darn good chocolate.
You look at this stuff and understand that it isn't as rich as a Hershey's bar but with more of a creamy texture. You ask yourself why all chocolate can't have the same morality as Tony's and then remember that you wouldn't want all chocolate to be this expensive.
It's almost like we shouldn't eat chocolate every day because it's bad for us.
I wouldn't put these in salad. Normal noodles would be better for that, but at least these are supposed to be good for me.
Anyway, it had ketchup rather than tarter sauce which is fine by me because I hate tarter sauce.
Past that, this was a fine fish sandwich. There was enough fish and if you wanted something more interesting you could have added what you wanted.
I would get this again.
If only the chicken wasn't too dang salty and the waffles have no sugar so they do crunch like a buttermilk old fashioned but have none of the taste.
This was okay, not good, but okay.
I have no real complaints as these don't have enough orange to make them stand out as orange. If you didn't know they were orange you may even miss the flavor.
Orange goes well enough with coffee so I didn't mind it at all. I wouldn't get these again, but that's because I'm fat and disgusting and shouldn't eat cookies.
Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer Mango Apricot tasted neither of mango or apricot. It tasted like something more than just seltzer, but other than being that there wasn't much flavor.
I have to say, it was refreshing but with only 4% alcohol by volume it's not something that will get me drunk.
I got it last year and on sale. I guess they were closing it out. I would never buy sugar cereal for reasons other than this blog but I do admit that this wasn't bad, it was just bad for me.
Death in a box that you will love. Ask the company to bring it back if you want it for yourself.
The Chocolate Cruller is a classic that is a little more than just a normal doughnut. They are a bit more moist and have for texture to them.
This is the first Chocolate Cruller I've had in years but I must say that I do miss them. I hate being fat.
I find these to be solid but not great.
Oreo Churro Creme Sandwich Cookies fail to capture the magic of the churro but then unless you get them fresh the churro isn't that great. These are solid cookies but the hard bits in the cream don't really make me think of churros.
These needed more cinnamon and something that they just don't have. What that something is I can't say, but I can tell it isn't there.
Market Deli Yellow Mustard tastes like American Mustard. English Mustard is what we would call Spicy Mustard here in the US of A. So Market Deli Yellow Mustard is mustered, who knew, and it’s just as mustered as any other.
I would get this again.
Every year companies push a little harder to get that Pumpkin spice money and Jack in the Box is starting early with their Pumpkin Spice Mini Churros. Unlike a real Churro that would have cinnamon and sugar these are filled with some baby puke looking stuff that almost has a pumpkin flavor to them.
All in all, they just don’t have the spice factor to make them worth eating, but if you would buy the normal version I guess these are an upgrade.
The Rustik Oven Slow Baked Artisan Sourdough Bread is the kind of bread I want to get a bigger toaster to eat. I’m not a fan of Sourdough and this hardly tasted like Sourdough. I don’t get it, I mean, you can hardly taste the sour so why make sourdough at all? I would think people eat sourdough for the sour.
Anyway, this is soft but not overly soft spongy bread. I find it edible without toasting but not as appealing.
It’s good bread but could be sourer.
I can’t say if Waffle Sticks are all that new at Jack in the Box but these are the 2025 verity. These are deep fried as opposed to baked and are kind of like doughnuts without the sugar. I mean, they didn’t give me the stuff this comes with so I didn’t have anything sweet to put on them but I have to say that I didn’t hate these.
I didn’t like them either but then how does one feel about over cooked fried food?
