These are meatballs for poor people and so you should be happy to have food if you're eating them. Otherwise, pay more for better meatballs, don't just put anything in your mouth.
Sunday, July 31, 2022
Farm Rich Flame Broiled Homestyle Meatballs
Saturday, July 30, 2022
S.Pellegrino Essenza Dark Morello Cherry & Pomegranate
S.Pellegrino Essenza Dark Morello Cherry & Pomegranate is an okay beverage. I got a case of these and nearly drank them all from thirst before reviewing them.
I have to say these are a bit posh for me, but I have to admit I would buy them again. They are very good cold, not that great at room temperature, and I got them on sale.
Friday, July 29, 2022
Late July Snacks Sea Salt Organic Potato Chips
Thursday, July 28, 2022
Nestle Splash Lemon
Nestle Splash Lemon is water with artificial sweetener. I can't stand this stuff for that reason but I have a coworker who's eyes light up when I bring him this stuff. I got three pack and I don't like them so I won't drink them. Artificial sweeteners give me the runs.
Anyway, if you like diet soda and water then this really is your bag. It's not for me but I'm not the world.
Wednesday, July 27, 2022
Jurassic Park Barbasol Can
Well, this Jurassic Park Barbasol can featuring fake rust and a logo is something you can buy, use, and then leave in your collection for years to come. Barbasol is a solid brand and it's good shaving cream.
The can looks cool I guess. I have to be honest Jurassic World: Dominion, where the can was featured, didn't impress me. I know this is a throwback to the first movie but who cares that they still have the can that was used to smuggle dino embryos?
Anyway, for something under three dollars this is a think. If you want it get it and if not don't.
Tuesday, July 26, 2022
The Meatless Farm Co. Meat Free Burgers
The Meatless Farm Co. Meat Free Burgers are a meat alternative that will stand up so long as the real meat isn't put up beside it. It tastes kind of meaty. It is not as good or meaty as real meat, but it is a close proximity to summer camp meat.
These will be better the more you had flavors to them like onion and ketchup. They will never replace meat but what will?
Monday, July 25, 2022
Annie's Organic Cheesy Ravioli
All in all, this is about as good as anything else I have had but looks to be a bit more expensive. As a side to a grilled cheese sandwich this is one good dipper. On its own it's just okay.
Sunday, July 24, 2022
New Wave Apple Soda
Drinking a New Wave Apple Soda is like biting into a Granny Smith apple. Not a sweet one, kind of an older one really, but it has a bite that wakes you up.
Again, I can't say I like this stuff, but I can say that it will get you're brain back on alert status after a few shots.
This is a vary odd soda, but you almost need to try one to understand them.
Saturday, July 23, 2022
Signature Cafe Four Cheese Calzone
The 'Signature Cafe Four Cheese Calzone' is a blob of cheese wrapped in bread. Now, coming from a fat dude like me you must understand that sounds like a great idea. On the other hand it gets cheese oil all over the place and should be handled with care.
This is very American in that it's kind of bland and could be better. However, being a fat dude like me I'm sure at some point I will eat more of these. I won't be able to resist them.
Even now I can hear them calling me like a college freshman at her sorority house. "Eat me, Richard. Eat me!"
Friday, July 22, 2022
Signature Select Dr. Dynamite Soda
Signature Select Dr. Dynamite Soda is a store brand Dr. Pepper. yeah, it would like to be a pepper too, but it really doesn't pep me up all that much. Flavor wise it is a reasonable facsimile to the original.
If you had this at a party after drink number two you wouldn't know it wasn't the real deal. I got a lot of this stuff a few months back, but now I'm gunning for good old coffee.
Truth is, coffee works better without all the sugar and it keeps me up. This stuff helps but isn't that strong.
Thursday, July 21, 2022
Abe's Vegan Lemon Poppy Muffins
Wednesday, July 20, 2022
Melba's Fixins Lemon Meringue Pie Soda
To be honest, what you tend to pay for here is novelty. It's not the greatest soda on earth, and it's not bad either. It's just something to give your party a little more kick.
Or this could just be expensive to make. I don't know, it's expensive to buy.
Tuesday, July 19, 2022
Doritos Cool Ranch
Doritos Cool Ranch are better with a monster that is the love spawn of a goblin and a corpse flower. I mean you look at that mouth flower genitals thing and thing "man these are good chips".
Sarcasm aside, Cool Ranch have never been as good at the nacho flavor and they never will be. They are just a sad little brother to the big boy that is Doritos.
That said, I still can't stop eating them.
Monday, July 18, 2022
Signature Cafe Buffalo Style Chicken Calzone
The Signature Cafe Buffalo Style Chicken Calzone is a heat and eat item that may show up in the fresh deli section of you're local grocery. It's not very buffalo.
Then again, the buffalo sauce that comes to my mind is the stuff that we used to take shots of back in high school to show how tough we were. It's funny how many of us had to use the restroom after doing that. It's also funny how many of us were home from school the next day after doing that. Stuff would have it's revenge.
So this tastes kind of like that but without the kick that came with it. If you like the flavor without the heat then these are your bag. they are best out of the oven.
To be honest, I will buy these again, or at least other's of the same brand.
Sunday, July 17, 2022
Greenfield Natural Meat Co. Uncured Smoked Pork Hot Dogs
The idea of my dinner being vegan has some appeal to me, but this meat was raised on a vegan diet. This raises the question, if I don't eat vegan is it okay to eat a vegan? I think vegans would be just as apposed to me eating these things as any other meat.
Then again, what do you really expect out of hot dogs? I would add chili do these if you want good food but they are just hot dogs in the end.
Saturday, July 16, 2022
Late July Organic Sea Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips
Late July Organic Sea Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips aren't has strong as most vinegar potato chips I have had. Normally, I put my chips in a sandwich because that vinegar needs something to round it out. These Chips can be eaten right out of the bag.
If you're a fan of the strong taste of vinegar then these chips are not for you. If you like your chips without the grimace then these are a buy.
Friday, July 15, 2022
Twisted Watermelon Punch
Twisted Watermelon Punch is one more way to get sugar water into your body so you get so fat you need medication to stay alive. I love watermelon and this really doesn't taste like it at all. It was that funny flavor which I can only describe as 'green'.
I don't like things that taste that way and given that this is pink it really stands out as being green.
I would give this stuff a pass unless you want to look like me and I'm a man blob.
Thursday, July 14, 2022
Limitless Refresh Lightly Caffeinated Grapefruit Hibiscus Sparkling Water
If your thing is to drink coffee then brush your teeth, and you need to keep up that caffeine high this may be for you. The clear water will not stain your teeth. However, it will not keep you up at night unless you don't drink much caffeine.
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
Pure Soda Seville Orange
Where as I can't say this is going to wow you it's a fine alternative to more calorie heavy sodas that are out there and it will work fine for those who like dry alcohol. For those who like it sweet just add a sweet alcohol and you will have a beverage that really sings.
Monday, July 11, 2022
Kanan Baking Brioche Buns
Brioche refers to the butter and egg content that is in the bread to give it a texture. Kanan Baking Brioche Buns are really nice looking.
I do have to say that these are a nicer bun than I normally put my burgers on, but then they are only as good as how you grill them to give them that crunch.
Food is so common and simple that I can get buns that taste like the same buns no matter where I go. These are just a little different and that is in a good way.
I do recommend these, not highly, but I recommend them.
Sunday, July 10, 2022
RX Nut Butter Peanut Butter
RX Nut Butter Peanut Butter made lumpy by the adding of stuff like eggs. Flavor wise it just tastes like peanut butter and it could be better for you than the normal stuff. Just remember that at the end of the day it will still be just peanut butter with stuff in it.
Saturday, July 9, 2022
Honey Kiss Melon
Honey Kiss Melon or sugar kiss melon as it is sometimes called is mostly a funny shaped cantaloupe. I'm sure if your into melons you can pick out every thing that is different about this melon, but the truth is that you can get more cottage cheese in that thing.
How do I feel about these melons? I love them. Wish I had a family to share them with.
Also, I wouldn't mind a girl saying "kiss melon" to me every now and then.
Friday, July 8, 2022
Melba's Fixins Cherries & Cream Soda
Melba's Fixins Cherries & Cream Soda is a novelty soda that should taste like pie. It tastes okay but it's a cream soda with a cherry after taste. I wouldn't call it thirst quenching, and I wouldn't say it's worth the price.
This is the kind of thing you buy for folks who really like cherry pie, and then you have a laugh about it.
Thursday, July 7, 2022
Signature Cafe Philly Style Steak & Cheese Calzone
Signature Cafe Philly Style Steak & Cheese Calzone is not Philly style I know what a Philly style should look like and this isn't it. It does have some onions and a few peppers, but you can hardly taste them.
Truth is that it could stand to have some more flavor in general . I mean, some pepper would have been nice. I would have found a real Philly style Calzone inedible but some people like onions.
I wouldn't get this again.
Wednesday, July 6, 2022
Celentano Manicotti
Celentano Manicotti is the kind of pasta for one that will really get you going to take a nap. Then you will have very odd dreams. I have to say this stuff is bland. I would have liked some more flavor, but it was agreeable.
This is the kind of thing that you eat when you dine alone and I kick myself for dining alone at my age. However, I would get more of these were it not for the fact that they no longer have them at the store.
Good stuff, really.
Tuesday, July 5, 2022
Dragon Energy Blue
That said, this fizzy blue stuff doesn't have all that much of a taste and no one would would drink it for that anyway.
To be honest, the reason I got this was the price which was a lot less than Monster. Made me feel more like a nap with a dragon and less like a monster had its way with my wallet.
It worked okay.
Monday, July 4, 2022
Garden Veggie Straws Stars & Stripes Sea Salt
Garden Veggie Straws Stars & Stripes Sea Salt are a patriotic way to get fat on the holiday. These are no different than the normal Veggie Straws save for the purple ones replacing the green. They are a fine snack, but if you want to do right by America eat an apple or something else healthy and set a good example.
Sunday, July 3, 2022
Krispy Kreme 4th of July Dozen
The Krispy Kreme 4th of July Dozen is a way to make doughnuts part of a holiday that was a little less fattening than the normal holidays. This could be fun for an office party or a small gathering but they just don't match a good old hamburger. That and they make a bit of a mess. Eat accordingly.
Saturday, July 2, 2022
Krispy Kreme Patriot Eagle Doughnut
Krispy Kreme Patriot Eagle Doughnut is a cream filled something that, well, doughnuts. I will say that there is little more American than being fat, and these will get you there. Not a bad doughnut but nothing to be missed when it's gone.
Friday, July 1, 2022
Krispy Kreme Strawberry Shortcake 4th of July Doughnuts
I would say that of all four 4th of July doughnuts from Krispy Kreme this is the most interesting. They taste like there is some real strawberry in there, and that poof on top sports some shortbread cookie. The gold stars make it patriotic.
I have to admit this will never replace a classic old fashioned, but as doughnuts go this is not bad.