You’re inner mentally deficient five year old will grin at these Burger King Vampire Nuggets. They’re kind of like chicken dinos when you get right down to it, but they have that give of silly buddy that marks them as really bad chicken.
There is something just wrong about eating chicken that doesn’t look like chicken, and something even worse about eating chicken that has given up on looking like chicken and now looks like corny Halloween junk that you give to dumb kids so they can play monster.
They taste okay but they’re not chicken-ness will make them bad for you. On the up side the preservative will keep your body from rotting longer and they can use you as a Halloween prop all month.
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