McDonald's Cheese Danish

I have to ask myself if McDonald's found a bunch of Cheese Danish in their freezer and said "these are still good. They're only thirty years old. We can still sell them." Then popped these in the oven and made Danish. It could be that I got them first thing in the morning and they were the ones from yesterday. 

Then you just look at that box. It's so much bigger than the pastry that you have to ask if they are compensating for something. I grant that these are normally bigger, but come on, they shouldn't rattle around in the box. 

Anyway, fail.