I have to say that these need more chocolate and I'm not big on the pumpkin spice flavor they do have.
As with most of my Halloween candy, these were on the discount rack last year and no one really wanted them. I can see why. I mean, these are fine but not all that great.
It's on the odd side that Liquid Death would make a product that would sound left wing when they're a high priced water, but it's still a fun thing to have.
I mean, I wouldn't want to drink Elon if he were dead but it would sure as hell give you a buzz given what he would likely die of.
Anyway, not bad.
I don't get these things. I mean, they taste good all right and are a little upscale compared to a Snickers bar, but aren't really as good.
I think you call these the candy you eat when you want to call yourself better than other people. They are a little more posh, on the tacky side, and not as rich as the price would imply.
I could have used more apple flavor. A Halloween apple is tart and sharp, these are a bit softer. They were some of the last chocolate left on the discount rack last year. You'd do well to look for them there.
In the world of Liquid Death Iced Tea the basic is Sweet Reaper. Reminds me of the old Lipton tea I used to have as a kid. Not as sweet but a wonderful thing to have in the common heat that has been hitting my native LA over the last few weeks.
I've never been so happy to see rain.
Anyway, this stuff is on brand for Liquid Death a solid offering and worth buying at the right price. Now days, that price is lower than it was a few years ago, but you get the idea.
Anyway, this is an energy drink with not much of a kick and a smooth flavor that does reveal it's low calorie nature. I wouldn't take it over an orange soda or a good glass of cold orange juice, but I like the stuff enough.
This is no substitute for a pot of coffee. Not as much caffeine and a lot more money, but it's not bad.
I guess these are only good from an air fryer because the middle came out cold and even after five more minutes in the oven it wasn't hot all the way through.
I'm trying to see what happens when you let them defrost first. The thing there being is that you don't get the crisp of the cheese with these things so if you're hoping for a rolled up pizza that's just not what this is.
In addition, at a hundred an eighty calories each they aren't all that great for you. I mean, eat enough of these and look like me.
Anyway, chocolate cookie with an orange colored fudge. Can't say what flavor it is, but it melts in my coffee.
Cookies like this come on sale often and are great for my blog but bad for my health. Makes me wish I had kids so that I could feed the little monsters these things and make them look like me.
I remember when I was a kid and I didn't care what my candy was made of but now I'm asking myself what to do with the rest of these.
I mean, yeah, they taste fine, but I shouldn't eat them anyway. Vanilla laboratory snot tastes great but not a substitute for real Kit Kats.
I'm mean, things are okay, but Hershey's chocolate kisses are magical. If I had a choice of these or those it's the chocolate all the way.
Give these to your house elf and get the real thing for your kids.
These soft cookies lack the crisp of a real cookie and are soft like cake cookies without a strong finish. They aren't chewy either. I believe this is because they're made without eggs, and so not as cookie as they could be.
I found these cookies to taste like they came out of a lab rather than a kitchen, and I wouldn't get them again.
I guess we stop counting the sugar in October. I mean, how do you go through Halloween without eating enough junk food to make you a ghost?
Still, this just feels like a bad option. The sour straw was a fun touch I guess but for what I paid for this I just felt it wasn't great.
In the end the straw was edible after I let it soak a bit and then I had a blood sugar spike, went into a coma, and died. I'm writing from the after life.
I don't think we should change something that you can't really see and makes my food, and potentially other things, green.
Look, I love Snickers and I'll try anything Snickers unless my blood sugar is too high.
These, however, I would rather have normal Snickers over these.
That is not to say that these things are bad. I mean, they taste fine, go well with coffee, and have that Milano crisp. I don't think much of them but I don't think much of Milano cookies to be honest.
Milano cookies are fancy, I guess, but not as good as some more traditional cookies to me.
If you like these kind of cookies then trying this flavor is a good idea. If your not a fan already this won't make you one.
Further along those lines, the whole thing is so salty that it made my guts ache. I mean, it's fast food and that is to be expected but this out of the microwave tasting chicken really is low quality.
I'd skip this and get the nuggets if I were you. They taste better.
Coming with cheese, pickles, bacon, those onion things, and sauces without salad all on top of a Burger King patty this sandwich is salty. It's the kind of salty that needs to be followed up with a beer because a glass of water won't be enough. Most of you folks who eat this with a football game are drunk and alone at this point so that won't be a problem.
Uber Eats, or whoever the meal service is now days, is going to love this one.
Past all that, I will say the bun is a big improvement over the crap you normally get with this fast food royalty. Their buns normally turn to mush because of the food grade plastic and grease. This pretzel bun holds up a good deal better and is a lot more filling.
I have to say there are things about this burger I could live without, but the bun is a thing I'd like to see stick around.
Murder Mystery is cherry flavored. I mean, they say there is some other stuff in there, but all I taste is cherry. It's okay, I mean, it works for what it is and I would be happy to finish off what I have.
I drink a lot of energy drinks so I'm always happy to have a few more light or heavy, but I can't say this will take the place of Monster in my life.
Further, I can't even call this Simpsons inspired as this is just a cheeseburger. It's a cheeseburger with tomato, lettuce, and BBQ sauce, but still otherwise it's very average.
So, this is Simpsons branded food that tastes normal and will make you smile if you're top cartoon family is orange. I left that kind of thing behind last century so it's not too big for me.
The strong flavor of this rum will not go with everything but for those of you who like it hot it will oblige. I'm not going to say this is the best rum I've had, or that I think you'll like it, but this is a thing you should try at least once in your life.
Jack in the Crack has never been known for good food. I think it's kind of a bad knock off of McDonald's too be honest, and this is right in line with that idea.
I found this to be small, salty, and of poor quality. In fact I was feeling the salt tingles the next morning.
I think this stuff was made to cover the tasted of rot gut. I mean, there is enough flavor in there for you to fit a lot of vodka in and still not tastes it.
Don't do that, could be dangerous.
I'm not sure I would call what is on this meat to be dead honest, but it is chickenish more than the Krusty burger is beefy so I'm going to call it a good deal. I mean, it isn't bad, but it tastes like the chicken you'd get out of a microwave.
These things are on the small and low quality side, but fine. I think they have too much salt but what doesn't now days?
To be fair, I never had much interest in Burger King nuggets so I don't really recall what the old one tasted like. These new ones are a bit more like real chicken than say McNuggets.
These are a bit darker than the Clown's version with a better crunch to them. I have to admit these are good nuggets. I'd get them again if it weren't for the fact that there are no Burger Kings where I live any more.
Anyway, same as they've always been. If you love um', you love um'.
I found them to work well with coffee but were lackluster cold and dry. As far as pumpkin or pumpkin spice goes it's mostly the color and I would have never thought of cheesecake when eating them.
Truth is that there are better cookies out there and these are a low quality offering you would get for the holiday. They sound so much better than they are and are just so bad for you.
This thing comes with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, what is a very sad little patty, and Simpsons Spooky Sauce which I think is just ketchup. This is a simple little burger for those of you who aren't that hungry.
Can't say it's all that bad but there was so little of it I could hardly taste it. How did Krusty Burgers get so, um, bland.
Pumpkin spice is more than just cinnamon and I can not say if this 7-Select Pumpkin Cheese Danish has anything but a hint of that.
It's not a bad danish. I love danish and would have them more often were I not the size of a bus. So, yes, this has a little more flavor than if it where just a cheese danish but only just.
Throwing pumpkin in the name only leads to disappointment.
The official story is that it's named after Ruth Cleveland, doughtier to Grover Cleveland who was called baby Ruth. Historians say this is not true and that the bar was named after the baseball player rather than the President's child who died young. they attribute the story to copyright issues.
Anyway, the lesser known candy bar that looks like baseball player byproduct is similar to a Snickers Bar only a little smaller and with more salt to make the flavors pop. I don't know why they're not more popular.
Maybe it's because they look like poop.
Sprecher Orange Dream Soda was on the shelf at my local Dollar Tree and it looked interesting enough for me to pick some up. I think the lot at Dollar Tree was old or bad because this was on the flat side when I drank it.
Save for the flatness this was good soda. I mean, it was not much better than say Orange Crush but it was a little better and that can be enough.
This soda is more something to talk about than something to drink but I made some great cocktails with the three bottles I had.
These kind of hippy foods are often not as good as the sum of their parts. I'd like almonds rather than one of these.
I guess, if you're a hippy gym rat and need that protein fix then this will keep in your car and help get the pump on. I'm not into them, but they're about results not flavor.
This is a tart flavor that is far less sugary than American soda.
This feels a lot more natural and comes from when sugar was harder to come by. If you want liquid candy, this may not be for you, but if I weren't a massive fat man I'd get more.
Cornbread is so very American because it's a dessert that we normally eat with the meal. We Americans like it that way. Soda pop was a dessert when it first came out.
Down on the farm this would have been made with more butter because they would have way more butter and the hard farm would wold make you need more butter to keep the beef on you for planting.
This stuff is okay. It will fill you up if you're hungry, but don't go thinking you found paradise.
On its own this was just too salty. With the crackers and cheese I loved every bite.
I still fed most of it to my cats, but that's because I have too much food to review.
To be honest, I thought SunChips were better for me and I guess they kind of are. I never did do a side by side comparison and looking at the bag I can say these are okay for you but should still be thought of as junk food.
Yeah, they have fiber and not bad on the fat content, but they are mostly carbs anyway.
If a Wheat Thin and a Pringle had a child these would be what you'd get. Not bad, really, but don't think they're as good as vegetables.
I don’t drink C4 Performance Energy often, but this Strawberry Watermelon Ice stuff was on the cheap. Odd thing is, I drank two of them and went right to sleep. The next day I drank one and went right to sleep. I’ve concluded that they don’t work all that well.
They taste nothing like
strawberry or watermelon. I guess they may taste like Ice, but I never had an
ICE agent so I couldn’t say. How do you eat one of them anyway? Do you eat ICE
agents like berries?
I mean, this is really an odd combination.
Lays Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips are not as strong as some of the vinegar chips I've had but that's not a bad thing. I never did like vinegar chips but I used to have them with Subway sandwiches that I would have for lunch at work.
When you've got a sub that's been sitting about for four hours it can be just a bit soggy and adding these vinegar chips will liven it up. The soggy bread will still be hard to swallow but the crunch will distract you from the bad mouth feel.
The strong pungent flavor will mix in with all that neutral bread and give the sandwich life and character.
Just remember to add the chips right before eating.
Anyway, it's not all that much to care about and the fact that they come with spicy nuggets makes me ask why this is a good idea. After all, the thing is spicy and then spicy sauced. Why not just have normal nuggets and spicy sauce. I guess it's a level of spicy thing.
Anyway, this stuff is okay. I mean, meh. I meh at you sauce.
Their Kernels of Knowledge is corn nuts... I had ManSnacks corn nuts is a statement that sounds like you need to see a doctor and get tested.
Past the name. Things are okay.
I ate the first one and tossed the second one into a stew where it dissolved down to the tomatoes. The stew was way better than the original meal.
I wouldn’t get these again because they didn’t taste that great but I guess they are meant to be healthy not tasty.